Greg House M.D.

Ask me something if you're brave enough. (House M.D. RP | the asks don't actually cost money)

[misanthropemd]

Introduction

Name: Dr. Gregory House M.D.

Age: 47

Job: Head of Diagnostics Department - Princeton-Plainsboro Hospital

OOC Introduction!

Name: Miles, @/soukeyeartz!

Age: 28

Pronouns: he/him

Happy to chat and be silly. I'm having a lot of fun with this account.

Open to long form RP requests (discord preferred) as long as RP partner is 18+!

Please don't be too weird lmao.

[juliahouse]

out and about at the beachhh>-< (with @wjosephine bc I stole Jimmy's car and DIDNT crash it)

@pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice @misanthropemd @dr-avahouse we are very responsible children :3 :>

[pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice]

you stole my car. While grounded. That's not being responsible.

[juliahouse]

didnt crash it tho.

[pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice]

thats not the point this time. The point is you keep committing grand theft auto

[wjosephine]

yes but beach 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

[pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice]

but I don't care :D

[wjosephine]

ok I'm just going to go cry then 💔

[juliahouse]

emo poser🫪

[wjosephine]

@misanthropemd tell them to stop ganging up on me 🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁

[misanthropemd]

Both of you, home. Now.

[wjosephine]

HSHSHSH WE'VE BEEN HOME FOR HOURSSS THESE ARE JUST PICTURES FROM EARLIER 🙁🙁🙁🙁

[misanthropemd]

How would I know. I'm at work.

Once this patient isn't dying you're both in big trouble.

[pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice]

see, I'd like to go home but I don't have a car anymore

[misanthropemd]

I brought mine instead of the bike, lucky for you.

[pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice]

if I do go it does mean I'll have to pick you up later, but thank you

[misanthropemd]

Chase has stabilised the patient for now. Told him I have an emergency, we can go.

[misanthropemd]

If one of your children came out as homosexual, which one would you most expect it to be?

One in four is statistically likely, but I'm not speculating.

[juliahouse]

out and about at the beachhh>-< (with @wjosephine bc I stole Jimmy's car and DIDNT crash it)

@pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice @misanthropemd @dr-avahouse we are very responsible children :3 :>

[pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice]

you stole my car. While grounded. That's not being responsible.

[juliahouse]

didnt crash it tho.

[pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice]

thats not the point this time. The point is you keep committing grand theft auto

[wjosephine]

yes but beach 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

[pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice]

but I don't care :D

[wjosephine]

ok I'm just going to go cry then 💔

[juliahouse]

emo poser🫪

[wjosephine]

@misanthropemd tell them to stop ganging up on me 🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁

[misanthropemd]

Both of you, home. Now.

[wjosephine]

HSHSHSH WE'VE BEEN HOME FOR HOURSSS THESE ARE JUST PICTURES FROM EARLIER 🙁🙁🙁🙁

[misanthropemd]

How would I know. I'm at work.

Once this patient isn't dying you're both in big trouble.

[pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice]

see, I'd like to go home but I don't have a car anymore

[misanthropemd]

I brought mine instead of the bike, lucky for you.

[juliahouse]

out and about at the beachhh>-< (with @wjosephine bc I stole Jimmy's car and DIDNT crash it)

@pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice @misanthropemd @dr-avahouse we are very responsible children :3 :>

[pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice]

you stole my car. While grounded. That's not being responsible.

[juliahouse]

didnt crash it tho.

[pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice]

thats not the point this time. The point is you keep committing grand theft auto

[wjosephine]

yes but beach 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

[pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice]

but I don't care :D

[wjosephine]

ok I'm just going to go cry then 💔

[juliahouse]

emo poser🫪

[wjosephine]

@misanthropemd tell them to stop ganging up on me 🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁

[misanthropemd]

Both of you, home. Now.

[wjosephine]

HSHSHSH WE'VE BEEN HOME FOR HOURSSS THESE ARE JUST PICTURES FROM EARLIER 🙁🙁🙁🙁

[misanthropemd]

How would I know. I'm at work.

Once this patient isn't dying you're both in big trouble.

[juliahouse]

out and about at the beachhh>-< (with @wjosephine bc I stole Jimmy's car and DIDNT crash it)

@pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice @misanthropemd @dr-avahouse we are very responsible children :3 :>

[pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice]

you stole my car. While grounded. That's not being responsible.

[juliahouse]

didnt crash it tho.

[pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice]

thats not the point this time. The point is you keep committing grand theft auto

[wjosephine]

yes but beach 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

[pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice]

but I don't care :D

[wjosephine]

ok I'm just going to go cry then 💔

[juliahouse]

emo poser🫪

[wjosephine]

@misanthropemd tell them to stop ganging up on me 🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁

[misanthropemd]

Both of you, home. Now.

[misanthropemd]

dad, we are watching dead poets society.

Okay

[not-resin]

do you guys think the little gay one looks like wilson

[proudravenclawbird]

Wasn't Wilson an actor in his young days? Just thought I should point it out :)

[wjosephine]

Considering he starred in a porno once it wouldn't be a surprise if he was neil perry

[pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice]

I swear this is going to be the death of me sooner (or later)

[misanthropemd]

Be Not Afraid my love <3

[pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice]

I'm going to kill myself <3

[misanthropemd]

Nooo don't do that, you're so sexy haha <3

[pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice]

Too bad <3

[misanthropemd]

:(

[misanthropemd]

dad, we are watching dead poets society.

Okay

[not-resin]

do you guys think the little gay one looks like wilson

[proudravenclawbird]

Wasn't Wilson an actor in his young days? Just thought I should point it out :)

[wjosephine]

Considering he starred in a porno once it wouldn't be a surprise if he was neil perry

[pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice]

I swear this is going to be the death of me sooner (or later)

[misanthropemd]

Be Not Afraid my love <3

[pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice]

I'm going to kill myself <3

[misanthropemd]

Nooo don't do that, you're so sexy haha <3

[misanthropemd]

dad, we are watching dead poets society.

Okay

[not-resin]

do you guys think the little gay one looks like wilson

[proudravenclawbird]

Wasn't Wilson an actor in his young days? Just thought I should point it out :)

[wjosephine]

Considering he starred in a porno once it wouldn't be a surprise if he was neil perry

[pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice]

I swear this is going to be the death of me sooner (or later)

[misanthropemd]

Be Not Afraid my love <3

[misanthropemd]

whyd you make it with a redhead and produced another redhead

it being my daughter? get out of here.

[misanthropemd]

dad, we are watching dead poets society.

Okay

[not-resin]

do you guys think the little gay one looks like wilson

[misanthropemd]

He does. I've seen the highschool photos.

[misanthropemd]

dad, we are watching dead poets society.

Okay

[wjosephine]

got a perm and I might regret it later

@pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice @misanthropemd @dr-avahouse @juliahouse

[misanthropemd]

Suits you.

[wjosephine]

Stop I'm going to bawl and also am simultaneously terrified why are you so nice tonight 🙁

[misanthropemd]

I'm fine I promise.

[wjosephine]

I loeove ywoi dwedndy ejne sorry ejjeudn ejjd🙁🙁🙁🙁

[misanthropemd]

Love you too Josi. Wanna watch TV with me? Bring Julia too.

[wjosephine]

YWYEYYEESSSSSS!!! @juliahouse to the lifeiejhwg room neowowh!!1!1!!;4

[misanthropemd]

:)

[cassters-deaf--oc]

can i join..?

[misanthropemd]

Of course.

[wjosephine]

got a perm and I might regret it later

@pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice @misanthropemd @dr-avahouse @juliahouse

[misanthropemd]

Suits you.

[wjosephine]

Stop I'm going to bawl and also am simultaneously terrified why are you so nice tonight 🙁

[misanthropemd]

I'm fine I promise.

[wjosephine]

I loeove ywoi dwedndy ejne sorry ejjeudn ejjd🙁🙁🙁🙁

[misanthropemd]

Love you too Josi. Wanna watch TV with me? Bring Julia too.

[wjosephine]

YWYEYYEESSSSSS!!! @juliahouse to the lifeiejhwg room neowowh!!1!1!!;4

[misanthropemd]

:)

[wjosephine]

got a perm and I might regret it later

@pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice @misanthropemd @dr-avahouse @juliahouse

[misanthropemd]

Suits you.

[wjosephine]

Stop I'm going to bawl and also am simultaneously terrified why are you so nice tonight 🙁

[misanthropemd]

I'm fine I promise.

[wjosephine]

I loeove ywoi dwedndy ejne sorry ejjeudn ejjd🙁🙁🙁🙁

[misanthropemd]

Love you too Josi. Wanna watch TV with me? Bring Julia too.

[misanthropemd]

I'm not that bad a parent am I?

[juliahouse]

No! Who made you think that?! 😟🫪

[misanthropemd]

No one.

[wjosephine]

probably me but we aren't really the best children so it could be any of us

[misanthropemd]

Wasn't you guys.

[misanthropemd]

whatcha doin if one of your kids ran away but like they have the resources and independence to survive, it's just that well, they're not there.

Finding them.