Greg House M.D.

Ask me something if you're brave enough. (House M.D. RP | the asks don't actually cost money)

[misanthropemd]

Introduction

Name: Dr. Gregory House M.D.

Age: 47

Job: Head of Diagnostics Department - Princeton-Plainsboro Hospital

OOC Introduction!

Name: Miles, @/soukeyeartz!

Age: 28

Pronouns: he/him

Happy to chat and be silly. I'm having a lot of fun with this account.

Open to long form RP requests (discord preferred) as long as RP partner is 18+!

Please don't be too weird lmao.

[its-your-own-psychiatry-sammy]

Lowkey saw @misanthropemd yell something at a pedestrain through his office window.

[misanthropemd]

Didn't see me through the apple core though.

[pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice]

What- i- why? Why are you throwing apple cores at pedestrians??!?

[its-your-own-psychiatry-sammy]

Let's be real here.

Why wouldn't he? 😭

[pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice]

..I had hopes, okay? I had faith in him, maybe he had a reason? Maybe it was justified..?

[misanthropemd]

Trick shotting it off his head into the garbage. I did it.

[pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice]

Greg..no...

[misanthropemd]

It's fine!

[pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice]

..no, no I don't think that is fine?? Was the guy at least okay? That's all I'm going to ask other than are you okay and what are you up to I want a hug

[misanthropemd]

Yeah he was fine. He thought it was cool. I'm okay, not much, coming to your office now.

[its-your-own-psychiatry-sammy]

Lowkey saw @misanthropemd yell something at a pedestrain through his office window.

[misanthropemd]

Didn't see me through the apple core though.

[pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice]

What- i- why? Why are you throwing apple cores at pedestrians??!?

[its-your-own-psychiatry-sammy]

Let's be real here.

Why wouldn't he? 😭

[pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice]

..I had hopes, okay? I had faith in him, maybe he had a reason? Maybe it was justified..?

[misanthropemd]

Trick shotting it off his head into the garbage. I did it.

[the-cooler-dr-frankenstein]

That’s really impressive actually. Wish I could have seen it 😔

[misanthropemd]

Thank you!

[its-your-own-psychiatry-sammy]

Lowkey saw @misanthropemd yell something at a pedestrain through his office window.

[misanthropemd]

Didn't see me through the apple core though.

[pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice]

What- i- why? Why are you throwing apple cores at pedestrians??!?

[its-your-own-psychiatry-sammy]

Let's be real here.

Why wouldn't he? 😭

[pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice]

..I had hopes, okay? I had faith in him, maybe he had a reason? Maybe it was justified..?

[misanthropemd]

Trick shotting it off his head into the garbage. I did it.

[pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice]

Greg..no...

[misanthropemd]

It's fine!

[its-your-own-psychiatry-sammy]

Lowkey saw @misanthropemd yell something at a pedestrain through his office window.

[misanthropemd]

Didn't see me through the apple core though.

[pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice]

What- i- why? Why are you throwing apple cores at pedestrians??!?

[its-your-own-psychiatry-sammy]

Let's be real here.

Why wouldn't he? 😭

[pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice]

..I had hopes, okay? I had faith in him, maybe he had a reason? Maybe it was justified..?

[misanthropemd]

Trick shotting it off his head into the garbage. I did it.

[its-your-own-psychiatry-sammy]

Lowkey saw @misanthropemd yell something at a pedestrain through his office window.

[misanthropemd]

Didn't see me through the apple core though.

[this-super-piece-of-shit]

[misanthropemd]

Hello! I was wondering if you'd like to write an rp tumblr fic with me? Basically, one of us starts by writing a start of a fic as a tumblr post, then the other reblogs with another part and we keep going until we have a compleated fic. I'd love to talk about it over dms if you're intrested so I can explain more?

// OOC: hi yeah thanks so much for thinking of me! Personally RPing so publicly in long form kinda spooks me and I won't write with anyone under 18 but I'd be down to chat more or do it via DMS or smth if you want!

[misanthropemd]

if you're such a lazy ass, how did you make such an overachiever daughter, huh? it don't make sense

🤷

[misanthropemd]

how do you feel about selling Chase on eBay

Do you think he'd rack up a decent amount on there?

[gerrardstiramisu]

Maybe $3.62

[misanthropemd]

Won't even cover shipping...

[misanthropemd]

how do you feel about selling Chase on eBay

Do you think he'd rack up a decent amount on there?

[gerrardstiramisu]

Maybe $3.62

[misanthropemd]

how do you feel about selling Chase on eBay

Do you think he'd rack up a decent amount on there?

[misanthropemd]

COUSIN BASTARD.

ur daughter is reblogging porn. this family is a hellish one to be required to survive in....

-Beau, @beau-n-arrow-house

I know...

[beau-n-arrow-house]

tell her to at least have her porn be anatomically accurate if she's gonna reblog it. lack of accuracy makes it physically painful to read.

[not-resin]

no literally who has 13+ inches. not one but two??

[misanthropemd]

That's actually medically concerning. That would make a man pass out...

[misanthropemd]

your boyfriend has daddy issues -- @dr-robertchase

Fiance.

[dr-robertchase]

so you agree

[misanthropemd]

No idea. Don't know anything about his father actually.

[misanthropemd]

your boyfriend has daddy issues -- @dr-robertchase

Fiance.

[dr-robertchase]

so you agree

[misanthropemd]

No idea. Don't know anything about his father actually.

[misanthropemd]

your boyfriend has daddy issues -- @dr-robertchase

Fiance.

[misanthropemd]

COUSIN BASTARD.

ur daughter is reblogging porn. this family is a hellish one to be required to survive in....

-Beau, @beau-n-arrow-house

I know...