#avalondatez

[redheadedfailgirl]

Having a crush is the most embarassing shit. Like damn, I wanna say that I like you but I can't cuz of insurpassable circumstances. (the circumstances are that I'm a little bitch)

[redheadedfailgirl]

Y'all my date cancelled on me last night cuz her girlfriend broke up with her and now she's trying to uncancel the date but I dunno if I fw being the rebound 😭

[redheadedfailgirl]

I'm calling it right fucking now. This man, to whom I have given the barest inch of considering meeting up with to maybe consider having sex with possibly at some point, is going to take the fucking mile and bring his partner with him.

[redheadedfailgirl]

I wish there were more optimistic portrayals of polyamory. It's really hard sometimes to feel hopeful about polyamorous relationships working out when everything everyone talks about is how overwhelming and unfair and impossible and dramatic they are. Most of them aren't even polyamorous people. They're people who've either given up on polyamory or monogamous people who can't handle poly people trying their fucking best to be happy

[redheadedfailgirl]

Y'all my girlfriend. She's so warm and nice and comfortable. And good at talking (she has such amazing things to say you have no idea 🥺). And kissing. And cuddling. And just doing things in general. And I just love getting to be with and around her, I can never wait to see her again, and I'm so friggin' happy she even just exists.

[redheadedfailgirl]

I'm gonna be so good at dilating once I get bottom surgery. I'm putting in hours practicing with these dildos and no way is my pussy gonna be anywhere near as difficult to work with as this booty

[redheadedfailgirl]

If you invite me over to fuck and the cat is trying to say hi do not shoo them away. I'm more likely to come back for the cat than I am for you

[redheadedfailgirl]

Okay I get it now. THAT'S why y'all are making all those silly faces when you top