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Y/n: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Neteyam, not looking up from their book: Spear.

Y/n: BLOCKED.

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Neteyam: Did you just refer to a knife as a “people-opener”?

Y/n:

Y/n: …Should I not have?

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Rotxo: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Ao’nung and Lo’ak’s conversation?

Neteyam: Me. I’m in the laundry basket.

Tsireya: I’m in the washing machine.

Y/n: I’m in the closet.

Neteyam: We accept you Y/n. <3

Y/n: No. I’m literally in the closet.

Neteyam: Love is love. <3

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Y/n: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.

* Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Neteyam: * Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS.

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Ao’nung: So, are you two dating now?

Neteyam & Y/n: Yes.

Ao’nung: Why?

Neteyam: I happen to find Y/n very appealing.

Ao’nung: Yeah, I can understand that. I’m trying to figure out what’s wrong with Y/n.

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Neteyam: I made tea.

Y/n: I don’t want tea.

Neteyam: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Y/n: Then why are you telling me?

Neteyam: It is a conversation starter.

Y/n: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Neteyam: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Ao’nung: I have issues.

Y/n: Finally, you admit it! The first step to redemption is accept-

Ao’nung: With you.

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Kiri: So, what is Y/n to you?

Lo’ak: The reason I wake up every morning.

Kiri: …That’s adorable.

Y/n earlier that morning, barging into Lo’ak’s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!