-- corporateAquarium [CA] began pestering taciturnCacatuidae [TC] at 04:03 --
[04:05] TC: uhhhhhhh the sky i think
[04:06] CA: not like i wwas genuinely curious to see howw a strangers day wwas or anythin
[04:10] TC: well you probably picked the wrong stranger
[04:10] TC: im nursing a giant hangover
[04:11] TC: the mother of all fuckin hangovers
[04:11] CA: wwere you out in the club or drinkin awway your miseries
[04:11] TC: i was like "im gonna make some bloody maries"
[04:12] TC: i was all like
[04:12] TC: "why not skip the tomatoes and go right for the vodka"
[04:12] CA: i'd say that's a bad habit but that wwould be hypocritical
[04:13] CA: not that i get completely smashed evvery day but yknoww
[04:14] CA: anywway isn't it a thing that you should drink wwater or something
[04:16] CA: you aint drinkin any wwater are you
[04:16] TC: whats it to ya
[04:17] CA: am i not allowwed to be concerned for the health of strangers on the internet
[04:17] TC: the idea of swallowing anything is not appealing at all
[04:18] CA: thats wwhat she said
[04:18] CA: sorry that wwas bad
[04:18] TC: it made me smile so maybe not
[04:19] CA: good i thought i ruined the floww of the convversation and doomed this convversation to the fiery pit of stagnancy
[04:19] CA: also wwhy is swwallowwing hard did you fuck up your mouth
[04:19] TC: just super nauseous
[04:20] CA: aint there pills for that or somethin
[04:21] CA: i mean theres pills for evverythin but you knoww like specific ones you can get at a store
[04:22] CA: or i mean ask a friend to get since youre clearly too incapacitated to be wwalkin around pickin up groceries and shit
[04:22] TC: id rather not inconvenience anyone for my own comfort
[04:22] TC: besides this is my punishment for being irrespinsible
[04:22] TC: irresponsible
[04:23] CA: wwhat you think the heavvens themselvves are rainin judgement upon you for drinkin some vvodka
[04:23] CA: thats not howw the wworld wworks it doesnt care if you fuck yourself ovver but your friends do
[04:24] CA: wwhich is wwhy gettin a pill aint a big inconvvenience at all
[04:24] CA: i mean assuming you arent a friendless loser like me anywway
[04:25] CA: you gotta havve acquaintances wwho could pick up a pill on their wway home or somethin
[04:26] CA: last time i wwas really sick i asked a lowwblood to run to the store for me
-- taciturnCacatuidae [TC] changed their mood to OFFLINE --
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