Jun 15
thinking about badly timed Snap happenings.
“FUCK YOU DUDE” to some guy in traffic and they flake off into dust right in front of your eyes while you stare in horror wondering if you have superpowers
“I swear it’s the truth!” And they flake off to dust as soon as they raise their right hand in feigned swear
Magician disappearing during a trick and the audience not knowing if it was the Snap or if they really just did that
Even better, magician doing the lighting themselves on fire trick and then they turn into ash
Your dude getting dusted when you’re on the toilet waiting for them to bring the toilet paper back
Watching a thing that bit you flake off into dust and you wonder if you’re poisonous
“MAY ZEUS HIMSELF STRIKE ME DOWN IF IM LYING”