It’s a bit late, and it’s a bit rushed, but Merry Christmas :D!!!
And to all a good night!!!
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It’s a bit late, and it’s a bit rushed, but Merry Christmas :D!!!
And to all a good night!!!
What if Reader who's the new young avenger introducing Thor to the band Brothers of Metal a heavy metal band that make song about Vikings and Norse mythology
Y/N puts a record on...
Y/N: and this is their song about Ragnarok.
Thor: Amazing. How did I not hear about these magnificent bards sooner?!
Y/N: you gotta expand your taste in music.
Thor: shall we hear more of their musicial exploits over the delicious Earth drink of coffee?
Y/N: yeah okay
you said something about Loki making a snowman army for Thor to fight if they had a snow day together? I see that but I raise you this: one or several of the snowmen have explosives or were built on a rock, so Thor deciding to just charge headfirst into the snowman army is like playing Russian Roulette, with Loki sitting back and waiting for Thor to find the “special” snowmen
I know Thor isn't really bothered by body slamming into rocks and is, quite honestly, very used to explosives from a young age... Oh my God, these fucking dorks.
"Brother, are any more of these snowmen made with rocks or explosives of yours?"
"Perhaps."
"And you're not going to tell me which ones."
"Oh, definitely."
"..."
"..."
"Challenge accepted."
Why does nobody talk about the fact that Thor could resist a blast from like… all of the Infinity Stones?????
I think it was all of them… it had to be because it was right before Thanos snapped in Infinity War! Like hold on—
Okay yeah it’s not THOR himself but Stormbreaker is technically an extension of him. Like… why do we not talk about THIS more often?????? I hear lots of “Wanda almost killed him,” “Carol was able to hold Thanos off for a while,” and “Tony withstood the power of the stones” but never “Thor’s mystical energy inside Stormbreaker overpowered the stones” like give my man some love
THOR son of Odin god of THUNDER
he engulfed you in a hug as soon as his eyes landed on you, your skin prickling with electricity that was practically dripping off of Thor as his emotions got the better of him. he’d been terrified that he’d lost you, as he’d lost so many others.
“Thor it’s okay, we’re okay, i’m here.” you assured him, cupping his face as you peppered his skin with kisses.
he pressed his forehead against yours, unable to speak, unable to do anything but hold you and thank the universe for not taking you from him.
In this house we LOVE and RESPECT thicc Thor.