#avengerslockdown

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Quarantine Chronicles; Weeee I'm a bird!

Bucky: Everybody is in that phase of quarantine, where they're trying bird watching...

Natasha: I see a... crow... again.

Bruce: I haven't spotted anything in a while.

Peter: All the birds are in quarantine.

Tony: Who thought it'd be a good idea to try bird watching in the city?!

Y/N: Hey, I see one! Whoa, that is one big bird!

Steve: No, that's just Sam.

Y/N: Oh...

[insaneasgardian]

Quarantine Chronicles; Social Desperation

Pietro: Quarantine has realllyyy been messing with us, it's only day 5! Yet everybody is ordering stuff just so that they can see the person delivering it, that's how desperate we are to see other human beings!

Y/N: *Orders 10 pizzas*

Vision: *Shopping online for groceries*

Wanda: *Buying toilet paper off amazon*

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Quarantine Chronicles; Pro-noun-cee-ay-shun

Bruce: It's ONLY day 3 of quarantine, and everybody is at each others throats!

Y/N: Po-Tay-Toe

Steve: Po-Tah-Toe

Y/N: To-May-Toe

Steve: To-Mah-Toe!!

*Team Y/N and Cap screech and launch themselves at each other*