#avengersfunny

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Quarantine Chronicles; Pro-noun-cee-ay-shun

Bruce: It's ONLY day 3 of quarantine, and everybody is at each others throats!

Y/N: Po-Tay-Toe

Steve: Po-Tah-Toe

Y/N: To-May-Toe

Steve: To-Mah-Toe!!

*Team Y/N and Cap screech and launch themselves at each other*

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Peter: life is soup and I am a fork 

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Natasha to Tony: we’re trying to teach Steve Spanish but he’s terrible at it 

Steve: Lo sientio. Estoy embarazada

Peter: you just told us you’re pregnant

Tony: congratulations you’re glowing 

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Tony: why is Happy mad?

Peter: well, he told me I should stop singing “I’m a believer” or he’d kill me

Peter: I thought he was kidding 

Peter: but then I saw his face 

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Peter landing on Titan: oh wow, this place is gonna be murder on my sinuses 

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Reporter to Sam: what’s your favourite type of girl?

Sam: my wife 

Reporter to Bucky: and what’s your favourite type of girl?

Bucky: Sam’s wife 

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Natasha: This line is reserved for emergencies only 

Scott: No fucking shit! Do I sound like i’m ordering a pizza?!

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Clint acting as Tony’s test subject Clint to Bruce: Does he test this stuff on you? Bruce: No, he knows not to do it to me anymore Clint, jumping off the table: WAIT WHAT THE FUCK WHY DOES HE GET SPECIAL PRIVILEGES