#averagegayprotagonist

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my neighbor is satisfied my mom is horrified tho

Go ask your mom what she would prefer added to the spam, b/c I'm running out of tags. This is not my natural habitat, and I've been trying to avoid the pegging tags but they're basically the only ones left at this point.

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I TOLD HER THAT AND SHE SAID IT WAS "UNACCEPTABLE" AND SOMEONE UPSTAIRS HEARD US AND SAID "YOU NEED MORE LESBIANS THAN THAT"

DUDE IT'S LIKE 60% LESBIANS ALREADY

BUT OKAY TELL YOUR NEIGHBOR I AM RATCHETING UP THE LESBIAN TAGS

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MY MOM IS QUESTIONING THE NSFW IM LAUGHING THIS IS RIDICULOUS

AHAHAHAH

TELL HER WE'RE AGGRESSIVELY DISMANTLING THE PATRIARCHY?

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IM SCROLLING THROUGH MY DASH ON MOBILE AND I ACCIDENTALLY UNINSTALLED WASHBOARD AND THE NSFW POSTS APPEARED AND EVERYONE AROUND ME SAW IT OH MY GO D

AHAHAHAHAHA

HHASHAHAH

SDFAHA OMH MY GOD

I'M SORY BUT REALLY NOI'M NOT OH MY GSOD

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i give up

Good choice.

You will be spared on the cullfields of the new era.

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S Q U I R T L E

omfg

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DNA syringe get on my level anon

The winter dicklympics are off to a rousing start.

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Yes i totes means mistirys dick and anon its on

Oh god

 Winter Dicklympics 2014