#avery irl

[krazy-for-klara]

Guess who just arrived at Golden Rod City~?!

That's right my lovely Johto fans, your beloved poison princess is HERE~!

-Oh, and Avery too, I guess.

Now I just need to let Auntie and Uncle know...

[transcythe]

one year post-op babey!! {he/they}

[krazy-for-klara]

Hey Avery, do you ever think about how alike you and Bede are? Like you both take pride in your battle skills and your style, and you both really like psychic types, and you're both deep down really insecure because of how you were treated by your parental figures... idk. Seems like a perfect match to me.

Tch, if you think that Psychic Type Traitor and I are anything alike, you must be insane. Bede will never have the type of elegance that comes so naturally to someone such as I~

[krazy-for-klara]

Pelipper mail! One luxury ball. You guys decide who can have it :/

Obviously me~

… Um that's funny, it sounded like YOU said YOU should get the luxury ball and NOT me~ ehe…

…Yes…obviously the Luxury Ball should go to me. Something so expensive shouldn’t be wasted one someone like you.

AS IF! My pokemon deserve WAY more luxury and nicer things, than your goofy little psychic types~!

Tch! Goofy??? That’s rich coming from you! It sounds to me like you may be a bit insecure about the clear disadvantage your Pokemon have against mine!

OH YEA?! WELL BOOGA-BUG WOULD LIKE TA HAVE A WORD WITH YA PSYCHIC TYPES.

Hmph! Does it not seem a BIT hypocritical of you to call MY ELEGANT POKÉMON GOOFY, when your Scolipede is named BLOODY BOOGA-BUG—

Oh yes~! And it would be like SOOO sad if you were DEFEATED by a scolipede named BOOGA-BUG, Wouldn't it? Anywhoozle~ THE LUXURY BALL IS MINE.

[krazy-for-klara]

Have either of you seen Mega Slowbro before and what did you think?

Mega Slowbro…~? I believe I was unaware it was capable of Mega Evolving… Alright let’s see… (*clicking of keys*) Allow me to just type this into Sligoogle aaaand I— Wh…What is this???????

OHMYGOSH LEMME SEE, LEMME SEE-.... What the fuck.

……🚶

Yea I’m outtie also🚶‍♀️

[krazy-for-klara]

Hm. The both of you are here now, are you? How... interesting.

@ballonleastadiumofficial

Why if it isn't the little Psychic Type Traitor. I certainly didn't expect you to approach us. Ohoho~! Could it be you're realizing your mistake in choosing those sneaky Fairy Types?

Heehee ♡ HI THERE BEDE~! Yes, it's true~ We're finally on rotomblr! By the way, We should TOTALLY partner up again in the Star Tournament~ It was SOOO much fun~!

[krazy-for-klara]

☭ (@naturally-elegant)

Battle intro: Hi Avey-poo~ Did you come to battle lil, ol' me~? ❤

Victory: Looks like I'M the better dojo student after all~ Not that it needed to be said.

Defeat: Ugh, no fair! You have a type advantage!

Assist: You know I'd never turn down the chance to battle alongside you~!

Taunt: You can't "teleport" your way outta this one, sweetie.

Reacting to Taunt: Blah, blah, blah- Do you ever stop talking??

Tie: ... What the fuck.

Perfect Victory: ... Seriously? Avery, you have the type advantage here. Were you like, even TRYING out here??

[krazy-for-klara]

No, no, other anon isn't wrong.

Psychic-Type enjoyers

Smug jerks

Parental trauma

horrible fashion sense

Got taken under the wing of a particularly strong old trainer after a defining incident

Got character development because of it

Still smug jerks

Tch. Preposterous.