#avoiding studies by yapping

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We are being so well fed with all these quality uploads. I can feel my fur growing silkier and thicker, and my paws are softening up.

Thank you Banana and Bread for this fine feast in these trying times (school)

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New Banana and Bread upload! Yippee!

The day has gotten better, the sun shines brighter and the smile on my face stretches wider.

Truly a great moment to be alive

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Me: reading an absolute masterpiece of a fanfic. Licking my fingers before I scroll. Actively jumping in shock, grasping my head every time a plot twist happens. A tear rolls down my face as I gasp at how touching the whole story is.

The devious untagged smut scene awaiting my arrival in the next chapter (unskippable cutscene, that will be heavily referenced and taking over the entirety of the story)

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Gang, what if mental illnesses don’t exist, and it’s actually just the Operator giving us Slender Sickness?

‘Doc, I swear these suspiciously anxiety-shaped symptoms are due to a freakishly tall humanoid creature following me around!’ I say as they drag me away

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oh ya oh ya these fanworks are great! oooh yes haha i loove looking at fanworks of characters i like this is so fun! another? yayy!!

the untagged smut post a few scrolls down waiting to jumpscare me with a smirk on its face

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*drowns, water in lungs*

This is so Jay Walker right now :D

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May this ibuprofen replenish my body of the sapped energy so I can continue giggling and obsessing over my favourite characters

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What if there was a podcast where instead of human voices, it was just some intence breakcore back and forth?

I imagine it getting louder or quieter to show tone.

‘Brrt pzshshspbrrtbrtpbbpbrt’

‘Ptttptt bieeeurr prrktktkt’

‘PNEEEEEU BRTTTPSHSTTKRTKRRRRT’