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I can't fuckin believe I'm getting married in a year and a half yall

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Great musical ideas:

A version of Sweeney Todd where instead of a straight razor, Sweeney wields the latest Gillette(TM) DuraGlide(TM) 14-Blade TurboMasc(TM) electric razor. “And in that darkness when I’m blind with what I can’t forget, it’s always morning in my mind, my little lamb, my pet - ” <tinny buzzing sound of razor turning on as Sweeney goes in for one of his customer’s throats> “See this one shine... How it smiles in the light!” <bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz> “My friend!” The actual mechanism by which it kills people is never clarified. Everything else is left in gothic Victorian England setting.

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HEY IM ENGAGED

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Birfday

Am 21 :^)

Cant drink tho bc I broke my arm and there would be complications with my pain meds

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(He/him)

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When your makeup is good but you feel like SHIT

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Got a haircut today!

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Tagged by @shaebudder, thanks bb

Relationship status: single and (not) mclovin it

Favorite color: hm greeeeen

Lipstick or chapstick: chapstick, gotta get those soft and tasty lips yo

3 favorite foods: sweet potato chips, cookies, movie theatre popcorn

Last song I listened to: uhh i think it was Lampshades on Fire by Modest Mouse

Last movie I saw: fuck uh i saw the last bit of Dodgeball, but I honestly cannot remember

Top 3 shows: BoJack Horseman, South Park, Twiligh Zone

Top 3 bands: Real Friends, Knuckle Puck, Blink-182

Currently reading: fuck me im not reading anything really right now, i was reading Small Gods by Terry Pratchett but that was months ago

I tag (if you want): @legendary-chemistry, @cataegus, @shadowvriska, @callmesinpai, and @highschoollevelotaku 💚💚💚