This makes me sooo HAPPY
Only powerful hackers and masses of wide-winged angels have been able to block out the Westboro "Baptist Church"'s message of hateful lunacy in the past. But a town in Mississippi has discovered a new affordable and incredibly efficient method to keep the crazy under wrap. So what is it?
The citizens of Brandon, Mississippi realized that blocking the Phelps's cars while parked in a hotel lot and bringing in members of the clan for police questioning for a few hours during a soldier's funeral is the perfect recipe for silencing Westboro. Oh, and an "ol' fashioned ass kicking" might have helped, too.
Reports TheHayride:
A couple of days before, one of them (Westboro protestors) ran his mouth at a Brandon gas station and got his arse waxed. Police were called and the beaten man could not give much of a description of who beat him. When they canvassed the station and spoke to the large crowd that had gathered around, no one seemed to remember anything about what had happened.
Most of the morons never made it out of their hotel parking lot. It seems that certain Rankin county pickup trucks were parked directly behind any car that had Kansas plates in the hotel parking lot and the drivers mysteriously disappeared until after the funeral was over. Police were called but their wrecker service was running behind and it was going to be a few hours before they could tow the trucks so the Kansas plated cars could get out.
A few made it to the funeral but were ushered away to be questioned about a crime they might have possibly been involved in. Turns out, after a few hours of questioning, that they were not involved and they were allowed to go on about their business.