Paultin: Guess you could say I've... fallen for you.
Awful!Diath: You literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs, how are you even alive,
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Paultin: Guess you could say I've... fallen for you.
Awful!Diath: You literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs, how are you even alive,
Awful!Diath... I knew he looked familiar... I may soon remake it into awful!diath little animation as it really looks as him (at least for me xD)
Awful!Diath: *exists*
Paultin: I think I may be gayer than originally planned.
Awful!Paultin: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I’ve done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor!
Awful!Paultin: Ha, just kidding. I have killed a man.
Paultin: Why do you have to always make a list of reasons why I can’t date someone, Evelyn?!
Evelyn, shocked: I do not!
Paultin: You do!
Paultin, doing his best impression of Evelyn: ‘He’s straight, you can’t date him! He’s taken, Paultin! He’s too drunk, Paultin! He’s got a boyfriend, Paultin! He’s a gorgeous, thigh-high boots wearing member of an evil group of clones hellbent on killing us all, Paultin!’
Evelyn: Come on - wait, a member of what? Who?!
Paultin: …
Evelyn: *spits out coffee* PAULTIN!
Awful!Diath: Honestly, I’m just so evil. So full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living. I strike fear into -
Awful!Paultin: You sleep with a stuffed giraffe.
Awful!Diath: he is mY SeConD IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS
The Stranger: [about Diath and Paultin] Are they flirting?
Awful!Strix: I think so.
Awful!Diath: We’re not flirting, we’re arguing.
Awful!Paultin: We’re flirting.
Awful!Strix, skateboarding into the room: 'Sup heteros
Awful!Paultin: The fuck did you just call me?