#awfulposting

[charl0ttan]

girl i gotta get off youtube

[minor-locrian]

bouncing on it replication crisis style until he starts p-hacking and publishes falsified data inside me

[sparrow-va]

ouuhhghg it's so long and hard it's hitting my amazing digital cervix!!!!!!

[seedysys]

blow your nose...? um, that seems a little unsanitary, i don't want to do that

[rlyehtaxidermist]

i remain a bottom saria truther and samuel is no exception. sure muelsyse acts like a pillow princess as part of her heehee hoohoo funny little guy facade but even before saria finishes asking "wait is this a water bed" Mumu 2: Hydraulic Boogaloo has tagged in and introduced saria to 90% of her own dick

[eleemosynecdoche]

Aka's first winter with Yukari spent in the Outside world and Yukari instructs her to take a photo of them both and caption it "Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being so reprogrammable". She does so with a crooked smile. Yukari's eyes light up to see that bug again.

[doh007-afterdark]

Imagine there's this club or something where only doms are allowed in, with a guard you have to prove against you're dom

Then imagine that a sub manages to sneak in by acting all dominant towards the guard, in fact suspiciously much so, but only picked up by the most experienced ones in the club

Further imagine that there's a rule in the club that any sub that manages to sneak in will be punished severely, moreso the later they're found out, and that this sub was really good at continuing to act dom

(holy fuck this post is awful, fuck me sideways and throw me in a haybale)

Then lastly imagine that the experienced doms eventually exposed the sub during the same day they entered in a way that makes it really obvious, and that the sub gets punished SO freaking hard, but they kinda still like it bc they're SO bratty and kinda maso too

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Yeah i'd imagine that, surely you wouldn't also imagine that @lilithtransrights ?

[illegitimate-sword-of-god]

I know she's not currently the main candidate but I am Haunted by Visions Cruel and Unusual of Yuuma Toutetsu getting Shikigami'd and my brain is reflexively but unsuccessfully trying to shut htem into tghe awfulpkost containmen tzone