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You mean you've never flirted? You can't tell when someone is flirting with you? Thank goodness; I thought I was doing it wrong!

Oh, wonderful. I needed to hear that, coworker of mine who is twice my age (almost exactly).

Month and a half ago

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Black Friday in the Produce Department

I walk into the back room in the produce department on Black Friday with serious trepidation. I’ve heard nightmare stories about working retail on Black Friday. To my surprise, C (who works second shift on Sundays, normally) is helping Z when I come in. They both greet me.

"How are you?" Z asks.

Please don’t ask about going out for coffee! I pray, and answer with “Fine, thanks.”

A few minutes later, we’re all on the subject of pie. “I love pie,” I declare. “I brought a piece in my lunch today.”

Z laughs. “So is it a pie of peace?”

"What?" I ask.

"You know. A pie of peace. You’ve got a piece of pie, so is it a peaceful pie?"

I’m thoroughly confused at this point (it’s harder to hear the difference than to read it; you’ve got an edge). “Maybe? Apples were cut up, so maybe it’s a violent pie.”

We discuss for a few minutes and end up in an argument.

C breaks into gales of laughter and has to sit down. “You two are like a married couple!”

Great, C. Just what I wanted to hear.

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I want to let go of my fears of annoying you, and creeping you out, or you not loving me anymore. The sooner that I do, the sooner I can get closer to your heart.

I hope <3

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I'm so pathetic :s My heart is so heavy

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I wish you were here right now. So that I could take care of you. And you wouldn't have to feel lonely anymore.

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Now I'm afraid to call you. Or to even ask :s

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Awkward Queue.

lol I shouldn't have put #list on my Queue.

It makes my blog look so bipolar x'D

Bah. I'll just let it finish.