#awkward handshake

[disaster-theysbian]

I'm about to go to sleep and I'm thinking about when my girlfriend and I were crushing on each other

Of course neither of us were saying anything because we're useless lesbians

Whenever we met up we were just sitting really far apart on the couch having cups of tea and doing crafts etc

One night we were watching a movie and we got closer. We leaned up against each other and shared a blanket. My heart nearly gave out.

She gave me a lift home and we had an awkward sideways hug in the car. I got out and she sort of... reached out?

Kind of affectionately?

It was really sweet?

So what did I do?

I shook her fucking hand LIKE AN ABSOLUTE F*CKING TWAT

Then we both started nervously laughing like "wtf are we doing" then I went inside, my insides literally shriveling within me from all the cringe.

I had no idea how to recover from this so next time I saw her I just camped it up, went in for a handshake all like "jolly nice to see you old bean" and I'm pretty sure she called me an "absolute bastard"

Anyway now we're together we do it to each other all the time completely out of the blue to make each other laugh and its just like 🥰🥰🥰

The most embarrassing thing ever became Our Thing and I'm fucking living for it

[jacularmetteld]

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[ririsasy]

Hemsworth and his awkward attempt at high five/handshake with people strike again.

[zelderonmorningstar]

May I interest you in an awkward handshake?

[dailybehbeh]

Behbeh

[disaster-theysbian]

OK guys I basically started this tumblr because

I don't want to make my friends vomit by talking about my girlfriend all the time

There are things that happen that are *so cute* I can't *not share* which is why there are NO NAMES

Our relationship is so wholesome and lovely and we've both come from toxic places and I think other people like us can heal a bit from reading something positive

Anyway I didn't think I was in any danger at all I barely get any notes about anything on here UNTIL THE FUCKING HANDSHAKE POST

Just waiting for it to pop up on her dash and get busted now 🙈

[frissonfinder]

I used to work as a cinema projectionist so me and my colleagues used radios. At the end of a shift, my manager shouted my name and walked towards me with his hand out. I shook it only to realise mid shake he'd just wanted the radio back before I left home with it. That was in 2001. I still think about it at least once a week

[cactuscryptid]

You always see these awkward handshake things that lead to a really awkward hig, but what about an awkward handshake that leads to one person accidentally punching the other in the face.