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Do anyone else ever got whiplash from how fast you started crushing over a cute ballerina who smiled at you from the bar counter after you two locked eyes when she raised her head and saw you gazing dreamily at her? Because same.

Hello! Nice to meet you! Now before we take things any further (you saying any kind of words to me, for example) please be informed that I am an Awkward Disaster and will have no concept of how to respond.

#social anxiety #awkward #awkward mess #why am i like this

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Remilia's about to have an incredible time when she finds out about Cookie Clicker-

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Talking about herself—and not in a good way

Remi, running her Cookie Clicker stream, the whole time talking about how fat she is and how she’d love to eat all these cookies in a stiff, boring, and really unsexy voice as she stiltedly grabs at her gut on camera, wearing a batprint bikini.

It’s really, really hard to watch.

#ic #Remilia #awkward mess

Every time i see an attractive person or they even TALK to me for SOME MYSTICAL REASON my brain just goes

*dial up internet sound*

*windows error pop up*

*windows error pop up**windows error pop up*

*windows error pop up**windows error pop up**windows error pop up**windows error pop up**windows error pop up**windows error pop up**windows error pop up**windows error pop up*

*windows error pop up*

*silence*

#random #shit post #brain dump #aka my brain just completely malfunctions #awkward mess #i get flustered easily

Ok so like sorry

I'm always so worried that people working in customer service think I'm upset when really I'm just an awkward mess.

so for starters, For lack of a better word I have resting bitch face. I try to smile a little while in line so I don't look pissed but I also just have a habit of zoning out. So that doesn't always work. I also tap my fingers. Place my hands on my hips. Sway. Tap my foot. And a bunch of other stuff with out actually realizing it. I just can't stand still for the life of me. And then I realize what I'm doing and panic cuz like those are all signs of impatience and I really don't mind waiting at all. I'm just a awkward piece of garbage.

So basically this is an apology to all the customer service people both past and future who think I'm being an inpatient 20 year old you have to deal with when infact I just have no idea how to conduct myself in public like a proper adult.

Oh also I want to apologize for my aunt who is actually an inpatient old lady who is extremely rude to customer service people. It's embarrasses me to no end.

#customer service #awkward mess #walking disaster