When you see an attractive customer

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When you see an attractive customer
Wtf?!???!?!!?!?!???!?!?!
Guy on Facebook: hey can i get some advice?
Me: Sure.
Guy on Facebook: what should i do? i was just contact from a girl i had a one night stand with saying shes having twins and they are mine but also shes 27 so if its mine she can be charged for sex with a minor
Me: well. i can't say i've ever had to deal with a situation like this before. can i ask why you're coming to me? we're not all that close?
Guy on Facebook: because im joking lol sorry kyle said you would be a good person to joke but i dont wana keep going
Me: Gotcha.
Guy on Facebook: Sorry. Night.