#ax box

[theserestlesshands]

trevor belmont + undecided

Trevor, you idiot, you can date both.

I misplaced the post for the original drawing meme this was in response to but here ya go

[notcuddles]

EXCUSE. Captain America DIED for our right to eat edible plates with DELICIOUS buttercream frosting PILED TO THE VERY HEAVENS. His disciple Sir Bucksworth LOST AN ARM so Americans could enjoy 4000 calories in a fist sized container of FREEDOM FLAVORED SUGAR.

I know this is you, Hawkeye.  Put your pants on and stop drinking coffee directly out of the carafe.

[holyshitwafflehouse]

I worked at Waffle House for a month, sarcastically told curious customers we called our buckets Bain Maries because corporate wanted to honor a woman by that name who worked at WH until she was 106. It's spread to 4 north GA Waffle Houses and a Donatos Pizza in Ohio. Be proud.

You did good.  I’m proud of you.  May you carry this flame with you always in life.

[holyshitwafflehouse]

I'm p certain waffle house was invented in my city, at least there are a whole lot of them there, but i've never had it before????

If you live in Atlanta or “Avondale Estates” (where is that??? IDK) then you do indeed!  But basically if you live anywhere in the south then there’s a Waffle House at basically every highway exit.  As I understand it they are the Starbucks of the south. 

Also you should eat there if you want kinda cheap food that tastes kinda good.  I know I seem biased but I legit like Waffle House a LOT better than Denny’s or Ihop, both of which make me feel kinda sick afterwards. 

I always tell ppl to try the chicken biscuit at Waffle House, it comes per-marinaded in some kinda amazing sauce and it is So Good.  The waffles, ironically, are actually kinda shitty, but then again I also never liked waffles that much even before I worked there.

[notcuddles]

For the book ting: Twilight, 50 Shades, that gay were-dolphin smut book

You are EVIL.

Although actually after thinking about it, it’s pretty easy:

Burn: Gay Were-Dolphin Smut (I don’t think that one can be saved)

Read: Twilight (Bad but not unbearable)

Rewrite: 50 Shades (I’m pretty sure I can write better smut, also the girl gets to be the dom, and it becomes a three book series about communication, healthy boundaries, and respecting your partner - TAKE THAT, EL JAMES.)

[theserestlesshands]

I really like your scribbleheads. That’s how I feel on bad anxiety days. Also they’re just charming to look at.

Oh golly, that’s really sweet!  I’m glad you enjoy them, I find them to be a comfort on my bad anxiety days - it’s nice to be able to express, a little bit, the way anxiety can feel physically.  Thank you for your kind words - I hope you don’t feel too scribbly too often!

[theserestlesshands]

little out of left field but can i put your Nervous Duck doodles over the gay flag ?. it just seems fitting for him,

Sure, you can do that - if you post it anywhere, please link back to this blog or the original post!

And, as always, if you like my art, a small token of your affection goes a long way!

(Oh, Duck.  I really feel like he’s a guy who has not...dated much, if at all.  “Huh.  I guess I like guys” feel like words that could come out of his mouth at any moment, in tones of bemused wonderment because he had not actually given it any consideration before that point.)

[maptheunknown]

Have you thought of drawing Midas Betancore’s daughter?

Oooh, you’ve been deep-diving in my blog.  I should draw Medea at some point.  I don’t remember much of what Eisenhorn says about her, may have to re-read the book first.