#ayabai

[dadvans]

ayabai replied to your post “the olympic anthem.”

WHY HAS YURI NOT CONSIDERED THAT HE WOULD WIN

GOOD POINT.

“they’re not going to play the russian anthem,” victor moans, wilting over the back of their sofa dramatically. “what’s even the point.”

“oh, baby,” yuuri says, curling over on top of victor to kiss him once, very softly. “that’s not going to be a problem when i beat you.”

[badamore]

ayabai replied to your post “Songs that young!victor would totally body roll to?”

How did this post describe my clubrat years

oh my god @youremarvelous and i have a lot of feelings about clubbing vitya and some of them are so relatable it’s painful

[lavenderprose]

drunk hc on which television shows victor and yuri k binge-watch and have Very Strong Feelings About, please

VIKTOR AND YUURI WATCH RUSSIAN SAY YES TO THE DRESS. I DON’T KNOW IF SAY YES OTO THE DRESS IS AVAILABLE IN RUSSIA. BUT THEY WATCH IT. AND THEY SAY VERY POSIITIVE THINGS TO THE BRIDES AND IF THEIR FATHERS OR FIANCES OR FRIENDS ARE STUPID THEY YELL AT THEM. THEY’RE SO GOOD.

[cafecliche]

[What are you afraid of?] So leaving the office today I saw a new coworker wearing a shirt with a bear and the name of my alma mater on it and excitedly gave him the "Go Bears!!" greeting all alumni give each other, and he was telling me about how he likes bear symbols on things even when it doesn't have to do with our school, and I told him about how I am actually SUPER SCAreD OF BEARS THEY WILL FUCK U UP, and he told me a couple of scary stories about running into bears in the woods?!? NO.

(tell me a story!) Honestly, why is anyone scared of sharks when BEARS EXIST. I mean, the chances of my running into a bear are pretty low, because I am the one natural selection forgot and I am not built for wilderness excursions of any kind, but I am not fast and I cannot climb a tree to save my life, so bears are probably my natural predator.

What a good mascot to have, though. Mine was an owl. Very cute, not super intimidating.

[thetwoguineabook]

ayabai replied to your post “shysweetthing replied to your post “so you’ve talked about your...”

I live in California now (I grew up in Taiwan, Hong Kong, Singapore, and Japan) and yes America is confusing and direct and sooooo huggy like I went down to see one of the agencies I work with in SoCal and they hugged me and in my head I was screaming uhm this is a work situation I am your client

Oh my god, not just stranger-hugging but work-related stranger-hugging, I am cringing DDD: I’ve hugged colleagues, but only people I actually worked with regularly, and even then it’s kind of like ‘this is only okay because we both find it awkward, but it’s less awkward than saying feelings words aloud’. I feel like so much social interaction in the UK is predicated on everyone silently but mutually feeling really, really awkward about it happening (until we all get drunk, anyway).

ayabai replied to your post “shysweetthing replied to your post “so you’ve talked about your...”

also I've noticed american friends of mine seem to think Yuri is pure as driven snow and doesn't know what his male member is for and uhm no he is just a standard japanese male he has DEFINITELY thought about sex

I mean I suppose it’s kind of impressive that people can write Yuuri like he’s culturally a white dude but still bring in all that ‘East Asian men are delicate flowers who don’t know what sex is’ bs. 

But seriously, I just... we did all watch the same show, right, where Yuuri refers to himself as ‘enthralling men’, responds enthusiastically to Victor telling him to seduce him, whose internal monologue contains such gems as ‘I want to be hated as the man who took Victor from the world’ and ‘I’m the only one who can satisfy Victor’, and who yanks Victor around by the necktie in front of a stadium full of people? Or where Yuuri spent puberty in a room plastered with posters of Victor, which I’m going to hazard a guess were inspiring things other than just his nascent skating career?

He’s reserved and emotionally guarded and probably not all that romantically/sexually experienced (though as I’ve mentioned before, I really don’t think Victor is either), but he’s not a fucking child for goodness’ sake.

Also because apparently I’m on a roll now, god all the language about ~purity~ and ~wholesomeness~ and being a ~cinnamon roll~ or whatever that people use around Yuuri sets my dirty old gay* teeth on edge. I get that this fandom seems to skew really young, at least on tumblr, and that a lot of these kids are themselves not straight and are probably expressing internalised issues as much as anything, but no being gay and wanting to fuck people is not ‘sinning’! It’s not shocking or scandalous! It’s completely normal and healthy and fun! And you can in fact have gay sex without playing hetero dress-up and adhering slavishly to ‘roles’ forever and ever!

*I’m actually not remotely old and am all about smoochy romantic vanilla monogamy, but this is tumblr, where ‘a few months shy of thirty’ and ‘enjoys having sex with other women’ apparently makes me perverted lesbian Methuselah.

[dadvans]

yuuri katsuki in the club removing his long silver wig to show the shorter silver wig underneath, reminiscent of victor nikiforov’s 2012 olympic free skate where he actually did this mid-competition, shocking most of the world and giving yakov a minor heart attack

[dadvans]

petition for tumblr user @ayabai to co-direct the yuri on ice movie. 

(”this gold medal wouldn’t be possible without my immortal dog, or wonderful, beautiful, talented, incredible, strong, inspiring husband who pushes me to grow as an athlete and a human,” victor says at the press conference following worlds.  “he also got silver, which means i get to fuck his feet tonight, because that’s what i get when i win.”

“victor,” yuuri says, from his right.

“if yuuri wins gold at the next competition, he gets to fuck me pressed against the window of our hotel suite,” victor continues.

“victor,” yuuri says again.

“anyway, here’s a video i took of yuri plisetsky crying in the locker room after falling to sixteenth place after the free skate. we are so proud of him for showing humility and vulnerability, and believe it will be great for his character arc next season.”)

[dadvans]

re: messy college stories

cafecliche: Del I have to imagine you are a legend to so many people you met in passing

ayabai: YOUR COLLEGE LIFE WAS SO DIFFERENT FROM MINE!!! AMERICANS!!!! THEY MAKE SPAGHETTI!!!

ayabai: (whereas I was "making spaghetti" if u know wat i mean)

ayabai: I was probably also the person who thought you were a ghost look it seems like a reasonable conclusion to make ok

1. i am probably more of a weary, manic cryptid that college students still leave an ice-cold fruit punch 4loko out on their front stoop on spring solstice for good grades

2. WAIT where are you and what did u make. my big thing was actually after parties i would have friends come over and i would make them breakfast sandwiches out of everything bagels, fried jalapenos, bacon and cream cheese, or prosciutto, cheddar and fried eggs.  i miss after-party late night breakfast bonding!! 

3. that’s fair.