BUTTERED THOUGHTS...
What if... I made an AU where Bruno and Prosciutto fight to the death over the right to serve under you but because of "plot magic" Prosciutto survives and now both of them share a binding contract to be your protector. But because I like to spice my fics up with angst, I'm going to have one of them be the "sickly" and dying one because it's unnatural for two champions to come from the same tribe. One of them had to die that day and it's up to you to choose who will live. Will you choose the kind-hearted soldier who swore to protect you even before he was chosen to be a champion of his tribe or will you choose the outcast, who despite his cold nature towards you, have time and time again proven to you that your life will always be put first above his own. Who will you choose? 👀