#azathinks

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Close your eyes and imagine giving James Potter head and him crying cause it feels so good and all he can say is “thank you”

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AH! Thot thought!

Reader pranking their s/o during sex by saying “omg can just fuck me hard?” And “babe, I don’t want slow sex tonight, please go harder” when they are literally putting their back into it. You’re at a crazy angle and there’s sweat everywhere.

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James would be the guy who would greet you then your tits. Like ur in a long term relationship and he comes home from work and would kiss you and then say something like “oh and my girls” then burring his face in ur tits.

James is a boobs man and I can not be convinced otherwise

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I was buying wine the other day and could not stop thinking about how appalled Theo would be watching me.

“Bella… what are you doing”

“Buying wine.”

“That’s not wine…”

“Teddy, don’t be ridiculous.”

“It says strawberry lemonade.”

“Yeah, strawberry lemonade rosé.”

“…”

“Teddy?”

“I-I think I need to sit down.”

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I don’t know why but I feel like James gets hard very easily. Like it’s not that anything turns him on (which is probs true. Man is just so in love you breathe and he’s like *fuck that’s hot*) but he’s never half hard. It’s like he immediately is ready to go without hesitation

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No thoughts except Barty’s gf referring to him as her scary boyfriend and Barty LOVES it

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An actual conversation I had at work today but as marauders (you decided who is who)

Person one: “I don’t know how men become gay. Penises are ugly looking”

Person two: “I don’t know. But they can do anal.”

Person three: “Girls can peg men.”

Person two: “I know.”

Person three: “You look like the type of guy who likes being pegged”

Person two: “I plead the fifth.”

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I think it’s really messed up I’m not pregnant with Matt Murdock baby rn

The world is cruel and unfair