I have a Bayonetta request! Bayo has to fight in a hotel/casino/some other fancy business and laments how she wasn't able to enjoy her drink. But then the small disaster sapphic bartender (reader) reveals that she saved Bayo's drink from the action. Bayo as thanks/a tip covers reader's face and neck in lipstick kisses before going on her way. She also gives a generous money tip because she respects those in the service industry.
↳ Hey there! Apologies for the wait, Loved the request btw.
But I hope this is what you were looking for! Happy new years~
💜 Main focus: Bayonetta x reader
💜 Word count: 1,184.
💜 Content warning(s): Alcohol Consumption, Implied combat, Suggestive content, SFW, MDNI🔞
Another set of Affinity’s down.
Bayonetta sighs and makes sure to scan the room once more for any stragglers.
All she wanted was a bit of fun at the casino really, and where’d Jeanne run off to, anyhow?
Really, these angels simply have no manners.
Every. single. time. They barge in at the wrong time, and place.
Thankfully, most of the casino was left intact. Some wear and tear on the walls and flooring that would look better after someone swoops in and fixes it all, shame on all the good wine that was lost, honestly. Anyway, where had that drink gone?
She walked back to her table and scoffed, her expression turning into a questionable scowl. “Where the bloody hell has my drink gone?” Surely no one was going to run off with a singular glass during all that mayhem. How bold.
Bayonetta pulled her boa higher up towards her shoulders, and placed her hands on her hips. She whipped her body around, heading straight towards the bar.
A woman was staring at her, completely stunned. Shocking that this one didn’t scatter like everyone else.
Sliding right up to the bar, Bayonetta bent down and planted an elbow on the counter as she moved the back of her palm right under her chin to support her head.
She gave you a wink, and smirked a devious little smile
“Darling, It seems I've lost my beverage.. Is there a small chance I could get a refill?” she purred out.
It was hard to concentrate all of sudden, what with her being so close to you all of a sudden, and the scent of her perfume hitting you just then. Citrusy, with a hint of rosemary?
"Oh!" you squeaked. “no need. I uhh… saved yours.” You barely managed to get out.
You could just feel your cheeks burning up as you quickly produced her Cosmopolitan from behind the bar counter. Hell, you even hastily added a freshly sliced piece of lime to the cocktail glass.
Bayonetta chuckled, and she looked positively amused. She stretched out her other hand and lightly brushed her hand with yours whilst taking hold of her drink, never breaking her gaze with yours.
“My, aren’t you an absolute sweetheart? And here I thought someone went running with it.”
Keep cool, now. Your heart’s beating a mile a minute.
You scoffed out a laugh of your own
“Ha, well I suppose I did kinda run off with it, no? You’d be surprised how many times this happens in a week…” You resorted to playing with your hair a little. you really just tried your hardest to keep eye contact with her for as long as possible, which was growing increasingly harder every second.
She took a sip of her drink and licked her lips after, to relish the sourness of the lime.
“Sublime, Now.. how shall I reward you for saving this delicious little treat?”
You had your hands intertwined tightly, unsure what to do in this situation. You could ask for money? But you didn’t do it for any sort of reward.
“N-no! I don’t need anything, truly.” You finally tore your eyes away from her and looked down instead. Outmatched in terms of intensity.
She suddenly inched closer, leaning over the bar, hovering over you.
"Really? There’s… nothing you want?”
You really couldn’t just shout out ‘please, just take me over this counter right now!’ and still look dignified.
"Well.. W-whatever you’re willing to give, honestly.” your eyes briefly flicked back up to hers, her face mere inches removed from yours.
She huffed and promptly licked her lips. You felt sort of like prey, in this very moment, and it wasn’t necessarily a bad feeling.
“Whatever, huh? Hmm... Will you allow me to touch you?”
You nodded almost as quickly as she asked, since the atmosphere was so charged you didn’t even realise you were holding your breath.
Her eyes were filled with mischief, and her index finger gently slid from the base of your throat all the way to your chin, tipping it upwards. “Use your words, sweet thing.”
She was so close now, you could feel her breath ghosting over your lips, your eyes almost fluttering shut.“Please.. Touch me.”
Leaning in, she planted her lips on the corner of your mouth first, her lips felt smooth and plump. You once again could smell her scent, completely intoxicating.
The palm of her hand slid over to your cheek, caressing it softly as she trailed multiple little kisses down from your lips to your neck, each one making you feel more heated than the other.
You felt completely feverish, and yet you wanted so much more.
All of a sudden you felt the tip of her tongue slide its way up your throat, you couldn’t help but let out a whimper despite trying to keep yourself together.
“This was fun, We should do it again sometime soon.” She purred.
The hand that was on your cheek slid down all the way into your shirt's neckline lightly caressing the inside of the edge of your bra. You squeaked but it was quickly muffled as Bayonetta planted her lips against yours.
Leaning into the kiss you were disappointed that she pulled away so quickly after that. Your knuckles felt a little sore after clamping onto the bar like your life depended on it.
“Y-yeah absolutely.” You were slowly trying to regain your breath and immediately tried to fix up your hair and shirt to look more presentable, save for the fact that you could feel her lipstick all over your skin in various places.
She looked positively divine in this moment, winking at you as she leaned back from the bar towering over you. “Well, I’ve got to fly. We’ll see each other again later.” Quickly she whipped herself around and strutted towards the elevators, stepping right over the mess in the room like it wasn’t even there. “Ta’ Darling!” she called out flicking her hand back at you in the air
You watched her walk all the way out of here and from the moment she was gone you crouched down to the floor, opened a cupboard below the bar and frantically searched for your little pocket mirror you kept in your bag.
Not too much damage, most of it was lipgloss really.
It was a complete shame you had to wipe it off, but you weren't planning on getting fired today- you needed the cash.
Frowning at the thought, you suddenly focused on your chest and saw something poking out from inside of your bra
You unfolded the paper to produce a whopping 150 dollar tip, and inside of the money, a small white piece of paper slid out, with a number on it- presumably hers. The tip was absolutely great, really! The number however, was what made you feel like a real winner.
You took your phone and saved her number immediately. You still had to report the incident to your manager and had a shift to finish, but you were absolutely going to call her later tonight.
I wrote this fic literal years ago and i've revised it many times (will I ever stop?? idk.) But I've decided to put it on tumblr as well so.. enjoy, fellow Junkrat mains!
💛 Main focus: Junkrat (Jamison Fawkes) x reader
💛 Word count: 2175.
💛 Content warning(s): smut, p in v , vaginal sex, bath sex, Small mentions of other characters, MDNI🔞
On most occasions, You were a heavy sleeper. This was always extremely apparent when you’d hit Jamison across the face a few times during the night, Which would happen quite often since he was very keen on snuggling with you. Luckily for you he just did not care in the slightest.
Cracking open your eyes just a tad, You noticed the sun shining brightly through the blinds. You sat up, stretched your body and promptly tossed the sheets away from you. Currently, Jamie was wrapped around you with his face planted into your neck and his legs tangled around yours. You reached out to softly caress his cheek while he kept on dreaming.
Work piled up quickly over the passing week and you had a busy schedule ahead of you, Overwatch had been reinstated only recently and it needed recruits now more than ever.
Becoming friends with everyone was a bit difficult at first, You were quiet most of the time but you did know how to crack a joke at the most opportune moments, and you tried to take care of your fellow members. Lucio, Hana, And Lena became close friends from day one due to that. Junkrat and Roadhog took a little longer to become familiar with, Roadhog was a big man of little words, And only really greeted you with a grunt on occasions, nevertheless he seemed to be fine with your presence. The surprisingly taller and sillier Junker did try his best to get closer to you from the get-go. After being allowed to help within Overwatch he really did try to become friendlier with everyone else, though everyone around base was wary and tried to stay away from them both, Ana took a shining to Roadhog, At least.
Jamison was a ball of energy, his love for explosives and wacky inventions kept most of the recruits at bay, yourself included.
He got sent to the infirmary so many times in a week that his workshop was considered a danger zone. Despite your lack of visits, Jamison was fond of seeing you around and was always extremely excited and giddy towards you, And tried his best to make you notice. He always tried to start a conversation with you while passing by; Asked for help by looking for something he "lost", Or invited you to lunch with him and roadie, And so that went on for a while. You’d never thought he’d become this close of a friend, and in the long run, your lover. This particular morning he was rather touchy-feely and up close, his arm tightly wrapped around your waist, and his face comfortably buried in the crook of your neck. Gently you slide your fingers through his hair, smiling to yourself since you noted it wasn’t singed for once. Your hand slid down towards his cheek and you lightly poked him, trying to get him to wake up.
“Hey Jamie.. We gotta get up and get ready.” you cooed
He only stirred a little with your touch and furrowed his eyebrows together, obviously displeased by the wake-up call.
This calls for more drastic measures! Leaning down you planted a long kiss on his cheek, and following that you placed another one on his nose. That definitely got you his attention, his eyelids cranking open just a smidge as he looked up towards you, A smirk appearing already. He nudged his face towards yours and gave you a kiss back on your jaw instead. “Already that time?” You could hear a suppressed cackle, and feel his hand making its way up your back underneath your tank top
“Can’t we just stay in darl’?” That's not happening. you had a lot of work to do today and you didn’t feel like missing out on any paperwork or getting an earful from the others.
Quirking an eyebrow you smiled and slid your finger up starting from his neck and stopping at his lips trying to get him to focus on something else then sleeping.
“Surely you wouldn’t want to miss our little appointment in the bathroom?” you flirted out, sporting a devious expression towards him. His response was to quickly jerk his hand from your waist to your ass and give it a tight squeeze, staring you straight down into your eyes. “Gosh darl, if you put it like that..”
His reaction made you breathe out and chuckle so you grabbed his hand away from your ass, pushed yourself upright on the bed and onto your knees and stretched out once more in front of him, you liked teasing him this way. Then again you liked teasing him in all sorts of ways. You quickly shuffled out of the bed walking across towards the bathroom, leaning on the door frame in an inviting manner. “Well then in that case, you know where to find me.” you called out whilst stepping inside.
You flicked on the light and let out your first yawn of the day, sauntering over towards the mirror, checking yourself out, part of your daily routine and all that. As soon as you were done with that you turned around to get the bathtub started, taking out a loofa from the cabinet and putting it on the side of the bath. In the meantime you undressed yourself quickly. It's not that you weren’t confident of yourself, but you still felt somewhat awkward to be this exposed in so much light.
You heard Jamie approaching the bathroom, So you quickly slipped yourself into the bath to avoid any gawking stares from him. Jamie slid inside of the bathroom and thought he’d catch you in the act of undressing, but instead his eyebrows shot up a little and he had an impressed look across his face.
He didn’t want to waste more time so he tugged his shirt up and over his head, throwing it on the floor haphazardly. showing off his toned chest, You could feel his eyes on you, He knew that you still got quite embarrassed having this much of your body exposed. You've been dating him for a couple of months now and you still weren’t used to any of this, though you got bolder a little at a time. After he took his shorts off Jamison sat himself down on the edge of the tub to detach his Artificial leg and gently putting it aside, away from the water.
You slid yourself forward in the bath in the meantime to give him some space to sit behind you since he usually did. to get Jamison to actually bathe is something that took a lot of convincing and flirting, he occasionally does so in the mornings, sometimes. At least he does now anyway, since he kept getting a bunch of complaints from the others. But if he really wants to sleep next to you, he now officially takes showers before bedtime, of course with all his tinkering and explosives he never stays clean during the actual day, but you had no issue with that. Soon enough he slides behind you wrapping his arm around your waist and pulling you close to him, his face buried into your neck all the while he’s trailing small kisses towards your ear. “Next time make sure to undress ye’self when I'm around luv, your bods’ lovely.”
Your cheeks heated up, and a shiver went down your spine. “I would if I wasn’t so uncomfortable in the light, Jamie.” You turned your head around to look at him, he didn’t quite get what exactly made you so nervous since he thought you were absolutely banger if anything. He opted to give you a kiss on your cheek with his one hand traveling upwards from your waist to slide onto your left breast and giving it a light squeeze whilst rubbing his thumb and index fingers over the nipple teasingly. Receiving a moan from you, he chuckled and nudged his face closer so that he could give a quick kiss. “Guess I've gotta show’ ya how much you make me hot n’ bothered darl’.” You twirled your body around towards him, positioning yourself on top of his lap, cradling his neck and kissing him hard. He parted his lips and both your tongues slipped around one another, the kiss was sloppy but passionate. You felt his throbbing erection pushing against your slit and clearly he felt you as well, his hips instinctively started moving, his cock grinding against your pussy, earning a low moan from Jamie. He pulled away from the kiss only to lick his way downward and stop at your breast, giving your nipple a quick kiss and proceeding to suck on it, twirling his tongue around the hardened pearl. your body felt feverish and at this point you couldn’t hold any moans back, So you trailed your hand down his toned chest and grasped his cock tightly giving it a few strokes You were both getting impatient, his length prodding your wet folds, asking desperately for entrance.
He let go of your breast with a pop and looked at you desperately, his breathing had grown more heavy and he gave your upper lip a quick lick. “L-love, please.. M’wanting to fuck you so bad..” he begged out. You stared at him with severe need in your eyes mimicking his own, He liked to mark you once in a while with either a hickey or a love bite, but this time he decided to go with a bite directly onto your shoulder, you grasped onto his hair and bit your lip trying to withhold a groan while your other hand lined his cock up against your slit, parting your folds as he pushes himself inside. His hands grab onto your hips to pull you down on him and in one quick motion he bottoms out. You moaned loudly, arching your back when he did and your body shivers from having him fit inside you so well. Both of you were desperate for movement so you wasted no time in riding him slowly but sensually at first. He licked the mark where he bit you, your grinding hips were driving him mad while he let out little moans, mumbling curses quietly. His one hand traveled down towards your ass and gave a tight squeeze as he gripped it to gain some control over the motion and speed.
Positioning his one leg firmly in the bath he started to move, pushing his hips up at a faster speed, pounding your pussy. “Fuck- Jamie! ri-ghht there..” Moans were elicited from the both of you as you felt him reaching a sensitive spot inside, he fucked you with drive and dedication, He loved you so much, he could do this with you forever. “Lemme hear yer’ sounds more babe” Jamie groaned.
As both of you were drawing closer to a finish he wrapped one arm around your waist tightly so you wouldn’t fall over and his other hand grabbed onto the ledge of the bath using it to stabilize himself while he pushed himself onto his knee leaning forward quickly so you were laying backwards against the tub with him hovering above you, switching the position. All the while he’s still fucking you he decides to take your left leg and wrap it around his waist giving him a much more room to press his body against yours. You felt his cock pistoning inside of you in irregular rough patterns, signaling he was close, feeling yourself losing sense of the situation, loud moans and breaths coming from you. He cackled, knowing you were getting closer and he pressed his lips against yours in a sloppy kiss, swallowing your sounds. You slid your hand down between your legs and started rubbing your clit intensely wanting to feel that hot spark, with him buried deep inside of you. After a few more quick strokes your body tenses up and you feel your climax coursing through you, desperately holding onto him as your leg loses most of its grip. “Hah.. I-inside!” That was all he needed to hear to reach his climax and let go, filling you entirely to the brim. You could hear him choke out a moan and whimper your name, but he kept on moving until you were a little oversensitized, before stopping completely. Your bodies felt spent and sweaty but you clung onto Jamison as much as he did to you, both of you trying to regain some energy and sense of self.Not long after he collapsed on top of you, You splayed your legs open so he could lay comfortably against you with his head leaning on your shoulder. You grabbed some of the shampoo and lathered it in your hands before slowly soaping up his hair in places, In the meantime Jamie tilted his head up and he started peppering your neck with soft kisses whilst giggling to himself.
“Did I ever tell ya yer’ a piece of art, darl’?”
“Plenty of times, but I love hearing you say it anyway.”
Reader pranking their s/o during sex by saying “omg can just fuck me hard?” And “babe, I don’t want slow sex tonight, please go harder” when they are literally putting their back into it. You’re at a crazy angle and there’s sweat everywhere.
I don’t know why but I feel like James gets hard very easily. Like it’s not that anything turns him on (which is probs true. Man is just so in love you breathe and he’s like *fuck that’s hot*) but he’s never half hard. It’s like he immediately is ready to go without hesitation
Was feeling a certain mood with sebby~
I may continue writing more chapters? who knows
💜 Main focus: Sebastian x farmer
💜 Word count: 1,886.
💜 Content warning(s): Smoking, Slight angst, SFW, MDNI🔞
You’d been in town for almost two whole weeks, talked to most people and done various chores, all while figuring your farming life out.
Coming here to Pelican Town in the summer used to be your favourite time of year. But things just sort of stopped working out the older you got.
You’d already spoken to Sam a couple of days prior, when you were on your way to the beach. He was super excited for your return, made you swap e-mails and phone numbers right away. Then there was Abby. You had a rushed conversation with her yesterday, promising to speak to her a little later this week. You were unsure how she felt about you these days, but she looked happy enough to see you.
Now you were en-route up towards the mountain path, feeling a little nostalgic with the scenery. You used to come up here a lot to play near the lake. But the weather was honestly kind of horrid today: the air smelled of rain that was about to pour down, and the wind was picking up a little too.
You promised you’d try and speak to Sebastian today. You’d been thinking of him on and off for years now, but you felt the slow growing urge and anxiety in your stomach bubble to a breaking point. So you made the decision- today was the day. You were sure he already knew you’d arrived weeks ago. If not because of Sam and Abigail, then at least because of Robin. You walked past Robin’s house but you needed to calm yourself a little first. You wandered all the way towards the lake’s edge, just staring at the water ripples forming, trying to gather your thoughts. Was he going to be really mad? What if he didn’t even want to see you at all?
You were so deep in thought you had no idea how much time had passed, nor the fact there was somebody standing right next to you. You whipped your head around immediately and stared at the purple haired man who was in turn looking you over; one hand in the pocket of his hoodie, the other loosely holding a cigarette. You were about to open your mouth and blurt something out, but your thought to speech sort of shut down.
The both of you sort of stood there, awkwardly staring at each other before you decided to break eye contact first, turning your view towards the lake and staring at literally anything else.
It was dead quiet for a couple of minutes, except for Sebastian exhaling the drags of his cigarette.
Then eventually, you felt Sebastian nudge your hand with his softly.
“How long’s it been since you left?” he spoke quietly.
You felt ashamed as soon as he posed the question. It’d been about, what? 13-14 years or so?
Living with your family was suffocating and you needed a steady income to start a life of your own. A desk job hadn't seemed so bad at first, in hindsight it did suck the soul out of you.
Over the years, your chronic illness got worse and despite the fact you loved your grandfather and the farm so dearly, you just couldn’t keep up. So you just kinda… bailed on everyone. After the first year you tried to get settled into a new rhythm and life. But by then a year had passed. No letters or e-mails had been sent, and in turn you received none.
“S’been.. A little while,” You sighed, at this point anxiety had settled in your gut and you started picking at the skin next to your nails, they already looked a little damaged here and there.
A ‘little’ while was an understatement, you thought to yourself.
As you turned to look at Seb, you realised he was already staring straight at you and you couldn’t quite place his expression. Was he disappointed, or just angry? Honestly you wouldn’t blame him if it was a mixture of both.
“I was planning to keep in contact with you and the others, I just… lost track.”
His eyebrows shot up and he scoffed, turning his head to stare out to the lake.
“That’s a bit of an understatement, don’t you think? We haven't seen or heard from you in more than 13 years, but who's really counting?”
He threw his cigarette on the ground and extinguished it with a quick scrape of his shoe.
“All the while both Sam and Abi kept asking me if I'd heard anything of you at all, only to disappoint them both in the end. Abigail most of all.”
You started biting your lip to keep your tears falling at this point, and you buried your chin down into your scarf.
“I know, I’m really so sorry. I don’t know why I didn't, I-I just got so overwhelmed and before I knew it so much time had passed. Then I was just too embarrassed to send anything anymore. So I just kept to myself.” Everything came out a little fast and muffled.
You winced and held one of your fingers tightly to stop it from hurting since you had now ripped too much skin off in one go, which by now started to bleed and sting. Idiot.
You felt ashamed, sure. But under the surface you were also increasingly getting annoyed now. This wasn’t just about you.
“Regardless of my mistakes, what about you? Keeping in contact works both ways. You could have reached out to me in all sorts of ways.”
it was quiet for a moment, so quiet that your head had time to think which was increasing your anxiety at that moment.
Sebastian sighed and looked your way once more. “ I hated you for leaving. You promised me we’d go to Zuzu City together, and then you left.”
Hated you? you didn’t want Seb of all people to hate you. And yeah, you promised you two would go together at some point, you didn’t expect your life would have taken such a sharp turn. Everything you knew sorta crumbled away very quickly. But life just happens, sometimes.
You were about to open your mouth to plead your case but Sebastian was faster.
“Or at least, I thought… it would be easier if I started hating you.”
He shoved one hand back in his pocket and used his other hand to tousle his hair.
“I don’t really hate you. I just…” He stared straight towards the grass by this point. Sebastian was never any good when it came to expressing his feelings you realized really early on.
The words he wanted weren’t really coming out either, you could tell by his posture and expressions that he had something to say, but he just froze.
You wanted to say something too- anything to speed this process up. The anxiety was slowly seeping into your stomach.
You lifted your arm up and gently put your hand against his bicep, to give him a sense of comfort. “ Look, Seb… I screwed up okay? I should've stayed in contact with you and everyone else. I’m sorry.” You swallowed thickly. Realistically all you could really offer was an apology. You’d just hope it was enough.
“I wouldn't have responded to you anyway.” He eventually blurted out. He sighed deeply, his voice shaking a little. You couldn’t help but feel a stinging shame at the back of your neck.
“You left, and I was just so angry that you got out of this place before I did. You promised me we’d go together some day- But then you just vanished. I wouldn’t have responded to any calls from you.” He quickly tapped another cigarette out of the pack and proceeded to light it and take a long drag.
“Honestly, maybe it's better this way.” He said, turning his head and staring you dead on. Was he a little anxious? Probably, but at least he didn’t avoid your gaze like he used to do.
“I’m still a little sour about it, but I forgive you. I could’ve done something about it, too.”
Taking another long drag he stared back out towards the lake, feeling a little more consoled.
“Sorry.”
You were taken aback. He really has grown up. despite being an introverted kid at least he was able to make his feelings known. You couldn’t say the same for yourself.
You finally felt a sense of peace around him now. You hoped to reconnect more with him in the next couple of weeks, especially now that you know he doesn’t despise your guts.
Your stomach still felt kinda queasy though. Was it the stress or maybe the lack of lunch? Probably both if you’d guessed.
You looked down towards your bag and started ruffling inside to find your hidden stash of candy. You grabbed two smoothly wrapped lollipops from it.
You gently tapped his arm with your knuckles with the same hand that had the candy in it.
He took another drag from his cigarette before turning around to you, his eyes directly looking down to the offer.
“Z’it lemon?” Grabbing one of them as he inspected the wrapper to spot a flavour or brand.
“No, sorry." you pulled your hand back and swiftly unwrapped the other one, directly popping it in the corner of your mouth and relishing the flavour. “Cherry only.”
His nose crinkled at the flavour and he stared at it for a couple of seconds. “Ugh.”
He unwrapped the candy and popped it in his mouth anyway as he flicked the last of his cigarette to the floor. If he had any real disdain for the flavour then you couldn’t tell.
Your eyebrows rose and you couldn’t help but let out a huff, You remember him doing this all the time back when you two were kids. “Say, if you dislike the flavour so much, why eat it anyway?”
Sebastian shrugged his shoulders and turned to face the lake again with his hair covering his face and the tip of his ear peaked out of it though- you noticed it was a slightly pink hue. Was he cold?
“Dunno really. I just got used to doing it, I guess.”
You felt yourself smile a little due to his response. Maybe he just didn’t want the offer to go to waste? He could just say that though…
“Well, I gotta go and run some errands right now. But if you want, we can catch up some more later?” You didn't hide the hopeful lilt in your voice.
“Yeah, sure. Sounds great.” He smiled a little and nodded your way.
You turned around and headed down the mountain path giving a small wave to him before disappearing from view entirely.
Seb sighed deeply. He felt his nerves dissipate, like a weight had dropped from his shoulders entirely. He’s totally going to smoke some weed in his room tonight though- he needed to blur his thoughts a little. His feelings considering you used to be complicated, and now he supposed even after all these years they still were. He was glad you’re back, but that put him back in a stalemate. He still liked you, and honestly hoped that the years would have fizzled those feelings out. But he was wrong on that as well.
