"Go and tell your friend the good news..."
That's what the Metatron said to Aziraphale before the Final Fifteen. And I wanna take a second to talk about the word choice there.
The Good News
In Christianity, people tell each other to "spread the good news." They believe it is part of their purpose to spread the good news.
And what is the good news?
That Jesus died on the cross for their sins, so they can be saved from death, and live forever in Heaven with their Heavenly Father, their God who loves them. All they have to do is believe.
So when the Metatron tells Aziraphale to "tell his friend the good news." He's not saying that to be friendly. He's not saying this is an amazing and happy thing. What he is saying is "Angel, serve your purpose. Spread the good news."
He's telling Aziraphale to do his job.
It was an order. And that's why the Metatron walked in after the Final Fifteen assuming that Aziraphale was coming with him. Because simply by having that conversation with Crowley in the first place, he'd already said yes to the job of being an angel again.
He spread the good news.
You can be saved. From Hell, from death. You can come live forever with your soulmate who loves you. You can be saved.
"Heaven is the side of good."
He did his job.
This is it, the moment he was no longer a renegade angel. He going in to work.
And this?
Just, maybe let's analyze the final fifteen with the assumption that Aziraphale was already working the moment he walked into the bookshop. I think we'll find some value there. And perhaps some more insight into his intentions. Did he actually want Crowley to come with him? What did the Metatron say that Aziraphale felt he had to return to being a working angel after just one conversation? All we actually know is what Crowley knows. What Aziraphale decided to tell him about what the Metatron said, after all.
And more importantly...
Was the Metatron using the phrase "the good news" as a threat? That Jesus was coming back and everything would be destroyed? That Crowley would die and be sent to Hell forever if he didn't accept the good news?
Or maybe that Crowley wouldn't just die. Maybe he'd be destroyed if he said no.
Or maybe...
Or maybe Aziraphale thought it was all a trap, and he didn't want Crowley to come. Hence the insults about Hell being the bad guys among other strange choices in what he said.
All I know is that Aziraphale is a horrible liar. But he can do it when he needs to.
"You have my word as an angel."
An angel.
An angel.
He can lie. As an angel.
Not Crowley's angel. Heaven's angel.
He can lie as an angel.
Maybe Aziraphale does know better than thinking Heaven is the side of good. But he's clocked into work and he's lying his ethereal face off for the greater good of saving Crowley and hopefully Earth too.














