#b!gaster

[laleaempirelost]

classpecting the gasters for no reason

Wingding: Heir of Light Swap: Bard of Breath Fell: Knight of Blood Stars: Witch of Space B: Thief of Heart Swapfell: Rogue of Life Maestro: Maid of Mind

i have no reason for these other than vibes

[underbeatsarchive]

NICO!PAPYRUS:

{Note: I’m still reblogging everything Underbeats, and so far there isn’t a lot focusing on Nico specifically. Some are merely asks where Nico is briefly mentioned, so I didn’t add all.}

Human!Nico has Human!Beats as his phone screen picture.

Human!Nico selfie. Beats has this as his phone lockscreen too.

Nico & Beats relationship.

Nico is one of the main characters in Underbeats.

Other than the fact that Human!Nico has freckles like his and Beats’ mother, Nico in general plays a small, pocket sized harmonica.

Beats & Nico drawing.

Only Grillby, a couple of the Gaster Gang, Nico and Beats know Maestro’s real name.

Nico’s pronouns are he/him, whereas Maestro & Beats use they/them.

Nico as a Dark Mage.

Maestro, Nico & Beats as birds.

Beats does spend time with his brother, parent, & Uncle Grillby.

How would Nico, Maestro, & Beats react to a small skeleton being left at their door?

Nico redesign.

Beats took more after Maestro than Nico did.

Only Nico is “truly male.”

Nico is 5’9-5’11.

Nico takes a lot after his mother.

Nico on Beats’ puns.

Nico, Beats, Maestro, B, and Kin.

Nico reacting to a touching moment between Beats and Maestro.

Nico is still the younger brother, with him being 14 in human years and Beats being 16 in human years, but Nico is much more mature than Beats. You’ll still be confronted by Beats on the No Mercy route however, as Nico tends to fight defensively than offensively.

Only Nico & Beats can hug Maestro.

If Beats were to ever meet a human, Nico would likely take over the interaction.

Nico helps Beats look for their scarf.

Nico really loves the harmonica.

Despite Maestro having somewhat of a British accent, they did not instill this in their children.

How old are Nico, Maestro, & Beats?

[karito-draw]

I do not know, but drawing this relaxes me and entertains me at the same time ... it helps me to unburden myself....

Gaster gang belongs to @bun-bunmuse

[laleaempirelost]

My (Bad) Gaster Gang Headcanons

General:

The void has a small lake with (very undrinkable) water and mysterious fungi. Who knows where it came from

it rains sometimes, though it is so cold that often it's snow.

Wingding:

Before the void, would only make himself black coffee. He still makes coffees that way whilst in the void, but whenever the others make him coffee, they at least add a bit of milk.

Sometimes scratches the table he sits at with his non-dominant hand. It makes a horrible noise and annoys everyone who witnesses.

Does not like eating fish.

Would be a Derse dreamer.

Swap:

There were points in his life where he had more than two 'personalities'. Sometimes, there are a few minutes where no personalities are controlling him. He becomes still and unresponsive when like this.

Cannot talk and measure stuff at the same time. He learnt this the hard way

Blue side talks constantly -- he talks to move his mouth, not to talk to you.

Orange side often ends up crossing peoples boundaries, and upsetting them. Thus, he usually leaves the Blue side for the people stuff, and really comes out when things get "serious"

Would be a Prospit dreamer.

Fell:

Has a mark where Swapfell bit him once. The mark stayed because B bit him in the exact same spot a few days later

Whenever there is a horror movie on, he just stares with a blank look on his face.

Has walked the furthest away from the house out of the main 5

Does not say slurs

Has very heavy footsteps, and grips cups strongly. As a result he does not and cannot sneak up on people.

Would be a Derse dreamer.

Stars:

Takes up the most amount of couch. by pure positioning alone.

Does not eat mushrooms (his father's head looks kinda like a mushroom)

considers sporulation to be slightly taboo (don't ask him why)

Does not know much slang or 'normal' metaphors.

Falls asleep in the bath, so showers instead

Would be a Prospit dreamer.

B:

Has a mound of clothes that do not fit him on the floor. He lays on top of them from time to time.

When he walks, he puts one foot directly in front of the other and has the posture of a posh person

Whenever he dances with someone, their hips WILL be touching in some way. no exceptions.

Once wore a dress in front of the others. He apparently looked really good in it.

Would be a Derse dreamer.

Swapfell:

Bites people and things

Enjoys the concept of weird anatomy and weird lifeforms, and thus one of his favourite animals is the platypus.

Likes to draw, even if his drawing tends to be nothing more than scribbles vaguely resembling something.

Eats the weird void fungi and drinks the void water

Stole broken headphones from the house. He wears them from time-to-time.

His biggest fear is being in a small space. He likes spreading out and taking up a lot of space for this very reason.

Would be a Prospit dreamer.

Maestro:

Gets called every variation of 'music boy' imaginable. It has gotten to the point where he once got called 'beetroot'. beetroot.

Occasionally drinks bleach.

After a while of the Gasters being stuck in the void, he stopped visiting as often because he kept nearly getting stuck in there too.

accidentally formed a desire path along with Fell and B due to walking in the exact same direction to the house.

Hard to understand due to the Shakespearean grammar he uses, and that he has the vowel sounds of Shakespearean English as well

Would be a Prospit dreamer.

[laleaempirelost]

More Incorrect Gaster Gang Quotes

Fell: I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, Swapfell, are a fucking cactus.

Swap: Are you guys bringing anything to the party? Fell: Yeah, an empty stomach. Stars: My sparkling personality. Swapfell: A flagrant disregard for common decency. Wingding: … Wingding: Chips.

Fell: You shouldn't be using a straw. Swapfell: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff. Fell: Yeah, but I mean… it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

Swapfell: I have no respect for Santa. Don’t sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.

Fell: What if mayonnaise came in cans? Swapfell: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal. Swap: Good morning to everyone except these two people.

Swapfell: People always shoot down my ideas and I’m sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone’s always shouting “what the fuck? that’s illegal!” and “you can’t do that!”. Like, c'mon, let me talk!

Blindy: Can I have some? Swapfell, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.

Swapfell, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.

Blindy: I know where you live. Swap: Where? Blindy: In a house.

Swapfell: Did you miss me while I was gone? Blindy: You were gone?

[laleaempirelost]

I figured out about the Gaster Gang's canon ages and 'human ages' and I decided to make a multiplier(????) ig

so Swap's "human age" is 36 and his real age is 189; 5.25x more than the "human age"

Fell's Human Age is 50 and his real age is 262, 5.24x more than the the Human Age

B's Human Age is 45 and his real age is 236, 5.2444444444x more than the Human Age

on average, the "multiplier" is 5.245, meaning Gaster Gang Gasters age that much slower than humans (sorry if bad wording)

fun fact: this also means that Wingding's Human Age, is, in fact, 20 years. This also means that Stars is over 191 years old (in human age)

jeez gasters are old

edit: just found out someone beat me to this realisation

[laleaempirelost]

10 of my Incorrect Gaster Gang Quotes (that i have had in my files for exactly 1 month) on here for no reason.

most of these are swapfell, he's my favourite

1

Swapfell: Do I sound smart, or am I smart? Wingding: You sound unbearable, to be perfectly honest.

2

Swapfell: The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation. B: So you're just gonna wait until Wingding is in danger and save them? Swapfell: Of course not, I'm going to create a situation that puts them in danger and then save them. B: … B: You're insane.

3

Swap: Oh, to be a bored heir to the throne who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener. B: Oh, to be a cute gardener who secretly places roses in the heir’s room because they are in love with them. Fell: Oh, to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener up the wall for their secret deliveries in the middle of the night. Wingding: Oh, to be the heir’s best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other. Maestro: Oh, to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending. Swapfell: Oh, to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the heir’s personal life and who dies of dysentery at age 23.

4

Swapfell: I’m "sorry" for being annoying. Swapfell: It will happen again.

5

Swapfell: Do you know that we are made out of atoms? Swapfell: And atoms never touch each other. Swapfell: So in my defense, officer. I did not punch him.

6

Wingding: Did you just refer to a knife as a “people-opener”? Swapfell: Swapfell: …Should I not have?

7

Swapfell: Made you all playlists! Swapfell: Wingding, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul. Swapfell: Blindy, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression. Swapfell: And Fell has the ABBA Gold album.

8

Wingding: Why is there blood everywhere? Swapfell: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife. Wingding: You stabbed someone?! Swapfell: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.

9

Swapfell, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

10

Fell: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand. Swapfell: I photosynthesize with this.