#b.a.p as

[toomanyminhyuks]

B.A.P as John Mulaney Quotes

Yongguk

Himchan

Daehyun

Youngjae

Jongup

Zelo

[dowoons-left-drumstick]

B.A.P As Things I've Texted My Family

Yongguk: And I have knives. I have one right by my bed. Try me.

Jongup: How many McChickens do you think I can buy with $20? Because that's all I have to live on for two days.

Zelo: It snained earlier.

Himchan: I crave most things. Mostly salt.

Daehyun: Gotta tell a family member to get me in an accident or have a car run over me.

Youngjae: Look, I love his face but the rest of him just ain't good.

[bestabsoluteshitposts]

B.A.P as Ghibli movies

Yongguk: Grave of the Fireflies

Himchan: Howl's Moving Castle

Daehyun: The Cat Returns

Youngjae: Kiki's Delivery Service

Jongup: Spirited Away

Zelo: Only Yesterday

[thekpop-illnessgotme]

B.A.P as Minecraft Mobs

Other reactions will hopefully come soon. I´m working on it!

Idea from here

P.s.: THIS POST IS JUST SUPPOST TO BE FUNNY!

Yongguk:

Peaseful: Ocelot

(by Unknown)

Survival: Iron-golem

( by danixoldier)

Himchan:

Peaceful: Horse

Survival: Witch

Daehyun:

Peaceful: Cat

Survial: Slime

Youngjae:

Peaceful: Bunny

Survival: Creeper

Jongup:

Peaceful: Pig

Survival: Villager

Zelo:

Peaceful: Wolf/ Dog

Survival: Ghast

( by barakaldo)

Gif´s and Pics not mine!

[bangbaptan]

B.A.P as Cats with Lightsabers

Yongguk:

Himchan:

Daehyun:

Youngjae:

Jongup:

Zelo:

BONUS

BangHim:

DaeJae:

JongLo:

[i-would-rather-be-queen]

B.A.P  Collectible Figures

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner a B.A.P figure! Please refer to this handy instruction manual for care. And don’t forget to save up purchase points to get a matching Matoki mascot accessory for your B.A.P figure!

Yongguk – Model # 3311990

Accessories included: ramen, tigger toy

One of the more low maintenance figures, your new Yongguk will keep to himself most of the time. This is his normal. However if he seems especially morose your unit has slipped into brooding mode and can only be returned to original factory settings when paired or grouped with the other figures in the line. When sad or nervous use the included tigger, take him to a museum, or engage in a discussion on world events to distract him. If your Yongguk disappears for a short time don’t worry, he is probably acquiring another tattoo or doing volunteer work. This model has a hidden ‘mentor’ feature that unlocks when paired with the Zelo unit.

Himchan – Model # 4191990  New Limited Edition with Pink Hair!

Accessories included: coffee, grilled meat

Your Himchan unit may be boisterous on occasion, but usually only when paired with the later models of the line. His self-esteem switch is touchy and can flip from confident to insecure quite easily. Tape may be required. To ensure this model keeps his pink hair as long as possible you must only wash with cold water. Your Himchan unit will be cranky about this but he’ll forgive you if you tell him he’s handsome. This unit has some boundary issues so it won’t be uncommon to see him with accessories from the other figures or even resting with them in the dormitory (sold separately).

Daehyun – Model # 6281993

Accessories included: iPod, food

This model will work independently but for optimal functionality it is best to have already purchased at least the Youngjae unit. Your new Daehyun should be extremely happy and vibrant. If he at any time seems low on power or ‘depressed’ place him with another member of the B.A.P line immediately. His design specs are unique in that his batteries can only be recharged by being in close proximity to the other figures. If he occasionally becomes difficult to understand this is not a malfunction. He has merely slipped into Satoori mode. The translation guide (included) will help you until he resets to default factory setting.

Youngjae – Model # 1241994

Accessories included: camera, video games

Upon first activating your Youngjae unit he will be polite and quiet. It may take about a week to fully power up to his standard volume and snark factory settings. While he is the loudest model of the line he is also the most sensitive and will not stand up to rough handling. Some Youngjae units come equipped with flailing-arm-action when amused and care should be used when interacting with the other models. This figure is also sold in a collector’s set with the Daehyun model. While similar to the stand alone units, they are a limited edition pair complete with magnets in their hips and water guns.

Jongup – Model # 261995

Accessories included: Nesquik, manga

The Jongup figure is not for the amateur collector. He is laid back but prone to occasional athletic outbursts including, but not limited to, flips and spins. Most often this will occur when paired with the Zelo model. Caution should be used in handling your new figure in this state. The unit also comes pre-programmed with two options: loyal and betrayer. His factory default is usually set to loyal but you may want to check before you let him interact with the other units. WARNING: If you have already purchased a Himchan unit supervision may be necessary to protect your Jongup from being manhandled.

Zelo – Model # 10151996

Accessories included: Mochi, socks

You’ll notice that your Zelo figure comes with an action grip. This is for him to carry Mochi and the accessory should fit easily into his hand. He also may come equipped with a removable nose piercing (optional). An array of reactions will occur by placing your Zelo figure with others from the line, but the default settings best configure with the Yongguk and Jongup units respectively. For a limited time you may also purchase a variant baby-faced debut version of the Zelo model with face mask and skateboard accessories (does not include Mochi).​

[kpop-goestheweasel]

I don't know if you do these, but what do you think B.A.P would be like as dads?

This is something a little different than what I’ve done, but this is really cute and I had a lot of fun thinking these up!  I’m swooning now.

Yongguk: Holy Batman, like just imagining this kills me. Bang would be such a great father. His whole world would revolve around his family. Though they are well disciplined (yet probably well-behaved enough that disciplining them is hardly a problem), his kids will be hella spoiled too. Bang will be a super supportive father that encourages his kids to chase after whatever silly dream they have while he’s always right behind to catch them if they fall. He will be the kind of father that rarely needs to give more than a warning glance to keep his kids in line, simply because they would never want to disappoint their daddy. He will also be the first person they go to whenever they have a problem because there is such a strong, trusting bond between them that they feel comfortable enough to open up to him no matter what they may be going through. And excuse me, but just imagine this fella sitting at his daughter’s tiny little table letting her paint his nails. Yeah, that’s the kind of father he’ll be.  He would do absolutely anything for his kids.

Himchan: Dad jokes? Yup, you can count on this guy to be that typical corny dad that makes his teenage kids roll their eyes. At the same time, he actually is a pretty cool dad. He’s pretty chill about most things and keeps his relationship with his kids pretty playful. Sometimes, he’s just as much as a kid as they are. He’ll try to stay ‘hip’ and ‘in with the crowd’, but more so as a way of protecting his children from whatever darkness may be lurking in that latest trend or whatnot. Aaaaaand he also is just trying a little too hard to be that cool dad that shares the interests of his kids just to keep that bond with them. He’ll have the hardest time letting them go and admitting that his little girl is no longer that little anymore. The first day of kindergarten? Yeah, he’ll be the one shedding tears while his little girl is anxiously bouncing at his side in her flowy princess dress, ready to make friends at her new school.

Daehyun: This guy right here is that cool dad. He’s just naturally laid back with his kids and kind of lets them do their own thing while keeping a mindful eye at a distance. Dae is all for letting them learn from their mistakes, as long as their mistakes won’t kill them. And when his kids are younger, he’s just a big kid that plays right along side them. ‘Here comes the dinosaur to tickle all the cheesecake out of you!’ Piggyback rides around the house and enough screaming to keep the neighbors shaking their heads. But he truly is just a great father that his kids love to the moon and back. Memories of giggling and cleaning the destroyed kitchen together after making a ‘yummy’ meal for mommy… those are things his kids will cherish forever.

Youngjae: I don’t think there’s a single parenting book he hasn’t read. As soon as he learned he was going to be a father he would stack up on all the information he could to be ready for the day that baby comes, but still nothing prepared him for the amount of love he has for that child as soon as he holds him/her for the first time. Tears galore! His determination to be the best father also means a bedtime story every night… even from day one. He is constantly quizzing the growing child on their alphabet/Hangul, colours, numbers… His kid is definitely going to be ‘smarter than Himchans’s’. That competitive streak is probably going to be passed right on down to his kids as well. And countless nights of perfect, soft lullabies to help his little ones to sleep after chasing away the monster in their closet.

Jongup: It would take him a minute to grasp being a father. The first few weeks he’s petrified of holding that little being, afraid that he’ll break it somehow. At the same time, he’s utterly smitten with how cute it is. He could stare at his ‘mini-me’ for days, entranced with the thought that he had part in creating that little life. Everything it does is like the most interesting thing in the world to him. And the first diaper change, but well that’s an adventure in and of itself. ‘How can something so small and cute make something so disgusting?!’ As the kids age, he’ll easily fall into a comfortable parenting roll, though he can get a bit on the protective side with a never ending fear of them getting hurt. And though he doesn’t voice it, he’s always super proud of every accomplishment of his children. Every single play, game, recital, you name it… He’s front and center with the widest smile on his face.

Zelo: Can you imagine the abundance of Instagram pics of his kids? There isn’t a soul that wonn’t know how dern cute his children are. Proud Zelo Daddy is proud. Each little kick and stretch from his newborn son or daughter is the next big sign that his little squirt is going to be a great dancer just like Appa. So many peek-a-boo sessions that turn into hide and seek as they age. He’ll remain a kid right along with them, always ready to join in whatever adventure they may be going on. He’s also extremely enthusiastic about teaching his little angel about the world around them, how to walk, talk, dance, rap… Imagine giant Zelo having to stoop so low behind his baby boy to aid the little one with his fingers as he takes his very first steps on his way to Mama. <3

[[Sorry… I couldn’t find any other pics/gifs with Zelo and a kid]]