Me, a Jake Peralta kinnie currently rewatching B99 because my dad wanted to watch it, and we’re at the part where me and Holt are in Florida and he says he doesn’t want anything to do with me: [insert the ‘This is fine’ meme]
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Me, a Jake Peralta kinnie currently rewatching B99 because my dad wanted to watch it, and we’re at the part where me and Holt are in Florida and he says he doesn’t want anything to do with me: [insert the ‘This is fine’ meme]
hello! im jake peralta and im looking for anyone in the brooklyn nine-nine universe! this is a bit of a reach but i would really appreciate it if anyone responded!!!! i am 15 and dont really want anyone 18+...
moodboard for jake peralta from brooklyn nine nine
hi im jake peralta and i uhhh really fucking hate the episode where amy and i debate having kids. like. i DIDNT want kids. neither did she in my canon. but even if she did she never would have pressured me and manipulated me like that. that episode is so messed up.
Happy mother's day to my beautiful wife Amy Santiago!!!! - Jakey 🐈
Echolalia when I’m in this shift be like COOL COOL COOL COOL COOL COOL COOL COOL COOL COOL COOL COOL COOL COOL COO- - Jake Peralta
i loved amy, but she pressured me into having a kid i didn’t want. and while i was still in the nypd, i could distract myself from it, could trick myself into thinking i was okay, but a couple years after leaving i realized i had been right the first time. i didn’t want a son, and i ended up being a pretty shitty dad to mac cuz of it - it sucks. i… i should have left amy the second she issued an ultimatum. she pushed me, but i still gave in because of my dumb abandonment issues, and in the end i ended up being exactly the type of terrible dad my father was to me - the kind of dad i wanted to avoid being at all costs. and god, mac, i’m so sorry. you didn’t deserve that, i swear it wasn’t your fault. i should have stood my ground, amy shouldn’t have manipulated me and i shouldn’t have let her, i never should have had a kid i knew deep down i didn’t want. peralta family curse, i guess
yeah yeah jake and amy whatever i wish there was content of me and my spouses. i miss rosa and adrien, ugh. they were such freaks, i bet enigma grew up great with the three of us raising her. i wanna kiss them so bad - gina 💯