#b99quote

[hateveryfuckingone]

after Draco had an argument with Harry:

Pansy: talk to him, that's what couples do.

Draco: nope. I'm gonna wait 'til I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.

Pansy: ... That's your plan for dealing with this?

Draco: that's my plan for dealing with everything. I have 77 arguments I'm going to win that way.

[phansterdam]

b99 moments i’ll be quoting until the day i die (1/?)

i love being scary terry. he says what regular terry’s thinking

[skimmilk11]

Sophie: You stay out here and man the imparter.

Dex: Oh, sure. Whatever you need. On it.

Sophie: Ha-ha, just kidding. You’re coming with us.

Dex: *smiles*

Also Dex: *wakes up from dream*

[faithhpoole]

Tony and Steve meeting up after civil war

Steve checks his phone and abruptly gets up from his chair " sorry Tony Bucky got confused with the toaster I got to go"

Tony -"um, aren't you forgetting something?"

Steve awkwardly walks back up to Tony and slowly kisses his cheek

Tony -"the check... Who raised you?!"

[skimmilk11]

Sophie: *nagging Forkle*

Forkle: Fine. You want me to spill the beans?

Sophie: Why would you ever intentionally spill the beans? They’re one of nature’s most densely packed protein sources, and they remain unsullied by flavor.

Forkle: ...

Sophie: ...

Forkle: Do you want information or not?

Sophie: Yes please.