#ba dum tsk

[astrangertomykin]

I call him Hopliacci 🐸

[kyosohmastan]

Hiro: Tohru is STUPID.

Kyo:

[painsrequiem]

vibraea replied to your post “The maester is in.”

Oh. Long time no see.

Was I missed?

[lonelyskeletor]

@madexfdeterminatixn  replied to your post:

“Warning: This Annoying Dire-Wolf Dog will lick you without hesitation.”

//is he a good boi

He is the good boi- the best boy!!!

And he will get you. The licks are as unavoidable as they are... annoying.

[damagedreamer-blog1]

                       "   which  country's  capital  has  the  fastest-growing  population ?   "     grabs  her  iced  tea  &  takes  a  sip ,   leaves  the  question  in  the  air ,   almost  sounded  way  too  serious ,    as  if  she’s  making  a  legit  question .     lips  curl  into  a  grin ,   is  already  smiling  even  before  she  finishes  the  joke ,   eyes  focused  on  him   “     ireland .     every  day  it's  dublin .     “     ||      @notintime​

[mrkanman]

.................batterday.

[nonpanary]

Carrots are gross. I don't know who keeps buying them, or maybe they just multiply in the vegetable bin, but there are too many damn carrots in my house.

well you better do something before they begin to carrot away

[pratiquecompte]

Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "They say that the best way to a person's heart is through their stomach. However, the second best way is _____."

a scalpel