#ba-dum tssh

[featheredscorpion]

Happy Ace Week everyone!

[eleemosynecdoche]

I do want to point out that the Mizuchi hornyposting is less mind control and more "advanced mind control". Curious what the difference is? Look in the tags.

[mechanicalriddle]

for campaign: fuckin... DRAGON TAXI

if you want to get somewhere in the city rrrreal real fast you take a dragon taxi

if you want to get there more economically you head down to the subway and take the

...

...

.....bulette train

[turquoisewave]

When I make a salad and put ingredients I like into them sometimes they don't mix well. Like, I'll like how the foods taste separately, but when I combine certain foods together it ends up tasting bad. But I never know if ingredients are gonna go well together unless I try it.

I guess what I'm trying to say is new salad combinations are always a toss up.

[shakespeareweekly]

Iago is most honest.

Othello Othello (II. 3. 6.)

[coeurderoche-archive]

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl urinate?

Because the P is silent!

[coeurderoche-archive]

 Two fish swim into a concrete wall. Then, one turns to the other and says "Dam!"

[coeurderoche-archive]

A mother names her two children Ahmal and Juan. She sends them away, and years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. She tells her husband she wishes she had a picture of Ahmal, too.

He replies, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."