#bachelor rules

[thebachelorlife]

Three part post:

Bachelor Rule: If it works, it works. 

If it stops the door, it's a doorstop. 

[thebachelorlife]

When Do You Have To Wash Your Clothes?

Bachelor Rules of Thumb: 

You can't wear the same shirt three days in a row, because that's gross. 

You can wear the same shirt three or more nonconsecutive days in a row. As long as the shirt has a "rest day" in between each wearing, it remains clean. The day on your floor/dresser gives it time to "air out" and "clean itself" (don't think too much about it)

Pants can be worn however long if they don't have visible stains. 

Actually, stains are fine, as long as they're not super noticeable chunky stains. Therefore, black pants stay clean longer than light pants. 

-Rules gleaned from conversation between SSC and MK

Additional contribution: 

If it smells enough that you can smell it when the shirt is about 1 foot in front of your face then you cant wear it anymore - but if you can only smell it when sticking your nose in the armholes then you are probably ok. Per this rule, I have some sweaters that I have never washed. -LD