"Act like you've been there before," they say, when they think a celebration has gone too far. Really? is that what we want, as fans... We want to see dudes pretending to be so bored by *scoring a goal in the motherfucking National Hockey League* that all they can manage is a lil' fist bump? NO. We spend our lives... fantasizing about what it would be like to score a goal in the NHL. We imagine the move, and the shock, and the horn, and the roar of the crowd, and the celebration...
Please, hockey players, don't act like you've been there before. Act like you've never been there once and may never be there again. Because I never will be, but I still want to know how good it feels.