Don't Sweat It, Forget It

Pat. Le Moyne '13. Former retail employee at the PChops Express. Now I drive a forklift in an aluminum recycling plant. This is my personal blog. It is for my entertainment only. Any complaints about the content herein will be laughed at and summarily thrown into a furnace. Links to my other blogs are at the bottom of this sidebar.

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Rest in peace, Carolina. You were the best dog a boy could ask for. Words can't express how much I loved you, and how hard it's gonna be to come home and not see that yellow tail going a thousand miles an hour. I've got friends up there to throw frisbees for you, until I get there to do it myself. "I hope that I find you in heaven, cause I'm so lost without you down here."

[streetcash]

middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is

[sir-broccoli]

Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

[lokisspy]

what a deal

[marvelwintersoldier]

[blackcomicbookguy]

If you don’t have Iron Man cutting your blog in half then you’re automatically a member of hydra

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

#well shit i dont want to be a member of hydra 

[elly-hiddlesherloki]

*whispers* hail hydra

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Ahh, the migration of the rare golden retriever fish. What a rare and beautiful sight in nature.

[virguin]

me ‘waiting’ in line at mcdonalds 

[ruthbadergirsberg]

what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

[thediamondthatlived-deactivated]

I don’t know. What?

[ruthbadergirsberg]

a condescending con descending.

[zurashisu]

get out

[aestheticquinn]

That was beautiful

[babyseraphim]

pros and cons of being friends with me

pros

puns

free baked goods

honest opinions

i laugh at everything

you’re always the attractive friend

i never sleep so i’m always up to talk

i don’t judge

cons

puns

mental instability

everything i say is annoying

i repeat myself a lot

i’m an anxious piece of trash

i sing a lot

i say so many self depreciating things it’s pathetic

mood swings

i hardly go out

[dutchster]

i don’t have enough puppy in my life

[giraffewrangler]

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I do what I want! 

[ruinedchildhood]

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil

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*drops food and says Ctrl+Z*

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i feel better now

[frigerator-deactivated20130203]

[gwenstafuckme]

It ain’t gonna suck itself

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ACTUAL SUMMARY OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY

Zeus: im gonna put my dick in it

Everyone: dont put ur dick in it

Zeus: toO LaTE

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