Tales of Hearts R
With Tales Con rapidly approaching (I CAN’T WAIT!!) I discovered that I never posted this >_< #OneDayIswearIwillGetCaughtUp #BacklogMadness
OMG! That was a really good game. Best portable Tales game ever! I beat it three times in a row. I couldn’t stop playing it! I played it on the PS TV, I played it on the Vita, and I might have even played it in my sleep! I ended with 92% of the trophies so I only lack 3 or so. I will most definitely get the rest of them some day!! The story was great, the voices were awesome (Shing was voiced by the same guy who does Natsu in Fairy Tail, I recognized him the first time Shing got excited ^-^) and the battle system was awesome as usual. Speaking of voices I really enjoyed the Japanese voices of course I would’ve preferred a dual audio where I could change it at will like Symphonia, but I would rather have a solely subbed Tales then no tales at all. If they would do that to Tales of Vesperia on PS3 I would be ecstatic! I did learn some Japanese playing tales of hearts. Futari Issho Ni! Oh and the name changing thing was somewhat annoying and still doesn’t make any sense to me what-so-ever. What is wrong with Shing, Zex, Galando, ect? The fact that I can hear the names in Japanese while seeing a different name in English caused me great internal conflicts, lol. Random quirks aside another reason I enjoyed Tales of Hearts is that it reminds me of Symphonia, Vesperia, and Abyss all rolled into one; which can never be a bad thing! Now I’ll leave you with a long yet hilarious skit from ToH. Remember Play Hard, Play Often!
Beryl is reading the wanted poster out loud to the group. She starts with the guys first and they comment that it's not that bad or pretty standard stuff for a wanted poster.
Wait until I get to the ladies. - Beryl "Ines Lorenzen: Soma unknown-all witness have been too distracted by her enormous attributes. Characteristics are hair of some kind, a stunning rack, and lots of jiggling. Oh, the jiggling. So much jiggling." – Beryl Hey! What kind of wanted poster is this?! – Ines "Kohaku Hearts: Wields a baton-like Soma. Characteristics are that she's a charming young beauty. P.S. That's what she wants you to think, but she's actually violent and kicks like a mule. Use caution." – Beryl Violent? Me? *CRASH* – Kohaku Those are at least true, if not totally sexist and insulting. But it's MINE that's really awful! – Beryl "Beryl Benito: Wields a broom-like Soma. Characteristics are a weird hat. She's probably, like, 10 or something. P.S. She seems to be the weakest member of the group, so focus on eliminating her right of the bat. Should be easy." – Beryl Seems fairly accurate. – Gall Yeah, that's you all right. – Ines No complaints here. – Shing My Soma is not a broom, you idiots! And my hat is not weird! And I am NOT 10 years old! – Beryl So anyone who sees these posters is gonna focus on Beryl, yeah? That's perfect! Now if things get hairy, we can just shove her in front of us and beat a hasty retreat! – Hisui
P.S. I died laughing. Seriously a life bottle was used to resurrect me XD