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[wrongydkjquotes]

?thgir mubla tsinatas a ekil esrever ni si txet siht tsael ta tub ,ttub ym gnikcik era slanif ,tsenoh eb ot eno eraperp ot togrof I ,yrros ,golb edis siht rof knarp yad sloof lirpA oN

[daylilifiedsundrewdrops]

Rules for Babysitting My 3 Children.

If you are reading this, then congratulations! You have been hired as a babysitter for my 3 kids. Your pay is 60PHP per hour, note that you will work for 6 hours each day. I hope you have experience. My eldest son is 7 years old; my second daughter is 6 and my youngest child is 5. 1. Be sure that they are already in bed before 9 PM. The healthiest time for a child to be asleep is between 6 and 8 PM. 2. Count them. I only have 3 children. Not 2, and not 4. 3. Do not play hide and seek with my daughter if the rules are so that you will be the one to hide and she be the one to seek. Do not entertain such games with those rules. 4. If my children offer you a gift, most commonly art, destroy it immediately in 2-4 hours, in an out-of-reach place, to ensure they will not notice the destruction of their creations. 5. My son has sung songs that I have never taught or played to him. Do humor his creativity in situations. 6. Ensure that sharp objects and choking hazards are kept out of reach from the children. 7. Do not complain that they are not normal. 8. Console the cries of The Child, my youngest. Do not ignore them, no matter how irrational or random their sudden tears are, or how much of a trap it appears. 9. Read them stories. It is good for them. Please participate in their arts and crafts activities for recreational purposes. 10. Avoid their bedrooms. The basement is the safest place to stay. To know if a room is their bedroom, check the doors. The doors have a sign with their initial on it. 11. This is a large property estate, And I have a bunch of land to bury someone on. Try not to irritate them too much, lest you'd want to end up under. 12. In the case that you make any of them cry, close your eyes and look away, get as far away from them as possible. If possible, console them with a gift, but keep yourself away. 13. Remember him. 14. In the case that you find yourself in an unfavorable situation, go supine and limp. They will not harm you further if they think they've harmed you enough. Do not get up too quickly. 15. Do not make any food offerings to them such as lambs. This will do little to save your life. They have not read up on ritualistic offerings. 16. Be cordial and earn their trust gradually. Do not force anything on my babies. 17. You may notice that my daughter may follow you. This is normal. 18. Ensure that they have 2 eyes, not 3 or 4. This change happens sometimes and it's imperative for your safety that they look normal. 19. Be careful in making sure that drugs and medication are out of their reach and completely hidden away. Some are bad for their health. 17. If you let any of them leave the estate gates, then may God help the others. 18. My son gets injured easily. Do not treat his wounds. The disinfectants harm him and the gauze are uncomfortable for him. It will heal itself. Do not worry. 19. Refer to my youngest as simply The Child, or Child. You mustn't ever call them by their name. 20. Remember that at the end of your shift, the children should be asleep by then. You will now have to be extremely quiet and meet me outside the house for your daily payment. Do not wake them up.

[the-sleepwalker-503]

?niod ay woh !nodrog ih

nona esrever -

"..."

"Oh, uh, I've seen better days, for sure. A good ole...'invisible-terrors'-less nap would be real nice about now."

[elsewhereuniversity]

.luferac t'nsaw enoemos ecauseb maxe laro na enoptsop ot dah I dna keew txen eht rof sdrawkcab gniklat kcuts m'I saera nommoc ni sesruc gnicitcarp pots esaelp elpoep naC

That’s terribly inconsiderate of them; you have my condolences.

[arthyritis]

!sdneirf thgin dooG

[thriftrescue]

vintage 80s(?_ Donald Duck 99 piece puzzle at thrift.  not sure why but the backwards Text REALLY CALLS out to my brain - “SEE SEE! LOOK LOOK” some sort of lizard brain response??? anyway love classic DD and his nephews Huey, Duey and Louie

[2-wrongs-make-1-me]

[thenonrealjacksepticeye]

.noitanissassA

.stendiserp .S.U fo sevil eht no stpmetta fo elcinorhc kcirb ehT