Incorrect You Don't Know Jack Quotes (ON HIATUS)

"Hey, folks. Welcome to the bottom."

[wrongydkjquotes]

Studio Rules

Welcome to the bottom!

Update 3-12-26: Changed tagging permissions, learn more here: https://www.tumblr.com/booloocrew-blog/810897997712015360/heads-up-yall?source=share

Hi! My names Booloo, the mod here at Wrong YDKJ quotes! You may remember me from such classic accounts as @shittymurderparty, @wrongweaponsdrawn​ and my personal account @booloocrew-blog.

This blog is basically going to be a @incorrectjackboxquotes clone, but with a focus on You Don’t Know Jack, the irreverent trivia party game where high culture and pop culture collide like MAD magazine at anger management! And if you get these references...well, this is the blog for you!

I’ll try to update this blog whenever I can, (mainly through the queue feature) but if you guys want, you can submit your own incorrect quotes!

A few rules:

1. Don’t submit ANYTHING at or above an R rating, please, especially with sexual content. Most of it will be assessed by a case by case basis, but if Jackbox wouldn't include the content in question on a future sequel of this game, it will most likely not be tolerated.

2. Please submit ONLY YDKJ related incorrect quotes. Crossovers with other franchises are allowed and will be assessed by a case-by-case basis.

3. Please credit your sources if you take quotes from somewhere else.

4. If you wish for a quote to be removed or edited for whatever reason, please DM me with your concern. Same with issues of people not giving credit to their posts.

5. Spoilers for the series will be unmarked. Please proceed with caution, but it is an almost 30 year old series…

6. Please only submit incorrect quotes. While other pieces of work are amazing in its own right, this is a blog primarily devoted to incorrect quotes.

More rules will be added if needed.

This blog is rated T. 99% of swears (I.e: all of the big ones except those found in images, reblogs, and videos) won’t go above the f word in terms of content. Sexual content and violence will be what is shown in the source games. If you are under the age of 16, please don’t interact unless you can handle these themes.

Notice: If you’re tagged in one of my incorrect quotes, please note that the tags are simply saying who said what and are not indicative of any opinions of myself or the submitters. Please dm if you have any questions.

Profile image is taken from the jackbox wiki

Background image is from the thumbnail for the official YDKJ the ride trailer

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[wrongydkjquotes]

"I'm not upset that she laughed. If it had happened to someone else, I probably would have laughed too. And she was really cool about the whole thing. She got my towel and my dry clothes for me and gave me time to get dressed, but still…The whole dynamic of everything had changed. I wasn’t this cool guy who'd gotten her into the dolphin tank anymore. I was a screw-up who lost his bathing suit and wound up totally naked in front of her."

— Guy Towers, talking about Helen

(Source: Xavier, FunJungle: Panda-monium)

[wrongydkjquotes]

"In a world full of other cool X-Men, meet Wolverine. For the seventh fucking time!”

— Cookie Masterson, YDKJ Movies

(Source: Honest Trailers for X-Men: Days of Future Past)

[wrongydkjquotes]

Cookie: Do you think Sandy and Schmitty were... F-U-C-K-I-N-G-ing?

Nate: Fucking-ing?

(Source: Inherent Vice)

[booloocrew-blog]

IMPORTANT ANNOUCEMENT (INCORRECT QUOTE BLOGS CANCELLED)

first off, i'm so sorry. i shouldn't have brought up the ai thing

it has since been proven its just old models.

PLEASE for the love of God don't harass staff over this. don't ask them for an apology. don't be a jerk.

because of this, i will no longer be updating my incorrect quote blogs effective immediately.

they won't be deleted but seeing how much my statement on the matter has affected the community makes me realize i have a large stake in the tumblr jackbox fandom, and im worried that one more misstep will cause the fandom to riot over nothing.

also, collecting the quotes has no longer been fun for me, even before this incident. it just felt like a chore.

next time i will be careful on what information i share.

i'm so sorry for my involvement in this, especially towards the staff that has been harrassed because of my actions.

all scheduled posts will run as normal until they run out.

my normal blog is not affected by this.

hopefully we'll meet again.

[wrongydkjquotes]

Nate: I don't really understand what's going on, but he just broke down crying. What do you suppose it means, cuz?

Buzz: I think it means we won!

( source: Baccano!)

[wrongydkjquotes]

Cookie: Apparently, Nate is into boobs that sag just a bit.

Buzz: Stop it... I don't want to hear about my cousin’s fetishes...

(Source: Kaguya-sama: Love Is War)

[staffs-secret-blog]

Wawawawa

[staffs-secret-blog]

- what we hear every time you pricks complain about our updates

[wrongydkjquotes]

- Binjpipe

[wrongydkjquotes]

Buzz has been eliminated from play (at the ydkj poker night)

[wrongydkjquotes]

Helen: Look, just because you two are being honest now, doesn't mean you have to say everything that pops into your heads.

Buzz and Nate: We don't?

Helen: Of course not. Why don't you try telling the truth and being nice at the same time?

(Source: Arthur, "To Tibble the Truth")

[wrongydkjquotes]

Cookie: What's the I.N.S.?

Binjpipe: It's a new form of communication. Computers exchange digital information with each other over fiber optic cables.

Cookie: ...can it do video games?

(Source: Miimu Iro Iro Yume no Tabi (1983))

[wrongydkjquotes]

Buzz has been eliminated from play (at the ydkj poker night)

[demiboydemon]

This fanfic shit is easy

[wrongydkjquotes]

Bob Headrush

[wrongydkjquotes]

Cookie: Hello?

Collection Officer: This is the Tax Payment Collection Agency, We still haven't received your payment here. Did you get our notice?

Cookie: Uh... I don't think so. (Flipping a piece of paper) I don't see it here. I've been busy here, I have been having trouble getting my mail and I have to leave the country.

Collection Officer: Okay, well, did you know you only have two days left to pay it then?

Cookie: But the notice said I've got ten days!

Collection Officer: Oh, so you did receive our notice then?

Dexter: (Angrily hangs up) Fuck!

(Source: Dexter's Laboratory, "Dexter's Debt")

[writing-prompt-s]

“But wait, if you could break out of my evil trap, why not break out immediately?!” “Honestly, I like hearing you talk. Not in a romantic way but, have you ever thought of starting a podcast?”

[wrongydkjquotes]

Nate as the person responding to the evil trap guy

[staffs-secret-blog]

Wawawawa

[staffs-secret-blog]

- what we hear every time you pricks complain about our updates

[wrongydkjquotes]

- Binjpipe

[wrongydkjquotes]

Buzz: What did you call me?

Cookie: Nothing. [pretends to sneeze] NateRipoff.

Buzz, sarcastically: Bless you.

(Source: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me)