#baconswag

[pavlovianbell]

Baconswag Davekat variant if you think aboiut it

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[casinoquartet]

RENT LOWERING GUNSHOTS 💥💥💥💥

[crowskullls]

So excited for baconswag week! 🟪🥓♠️

[citrusinicake]

Day 3 :: My Little Pony AU

[freakinator]

Day 7 :: Winter Holidays / Free Day

happy lesbian week! some baconswag yuri to celebrate

credit to sin sinoptics and ace idontknowyourusersorry for the idea :3

[connor6sex]

Baconswag week #1 Secret relationships

There’s one vital part of the Abyss plan that Bacon hasn’t told his teammates. Nor will he ever be telling them. It’s the real reason he’s doing all this.

Really, Bacon doesn’t give a shit about Lifesteal. It doesn’t matter to him if player activity increases. This whole thing is a very absurd and round about type of foreplay. It’s about driving Ash to follow his clues, to find him. It’s a test of wits, because that’s the only thing that either of them get off on.

Mapicc and Zam questioned why they needed this whole puzzle, why they couldn’t just go ahead and start voiding the world waiting for people to notice. And part of Bacon agrees. The void could consume all, and that could be fun for a while.

But whats next once the worlds gone? This cycle is doomed to repeat, so it’s best to enjoy each turn of the wheel. And this time around, Bacon wants to make puzzles; because Ash likes puzzles, and Bacon likes Ash.

And he knows damn well that Ash likes him back. He can read it on the wall, the bulletin board at spawn posting offers and deals. The subtle ways that Ash works his business deals, how his hand reaches across the table for more than a handshake.

Both of them have come away from a few ‘offers’ with far more than they had bargained for. Deals signed with a kiss under the cover of night.

Lets just say there’s a reason that IHOB has been such a successful restaurant, and it’s not just quality product. Having the commissioners favour helps out in a lot of ways.

[lifesteal-headcanons]

Transfem4transfem Baconswag Woah who said that

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