#ksmpshipping

[casinoquartet]

RENT LOWERING GUNSHOTS 💥💥💥💥

[helianss]

I'm surprised no one did an actor au for ksmp yet, since... the happenings... the angst. Thought about it because of looking thru alnst actor aus yk

im actually surprised no one has dont that before

heres my little doodles thoughts of some interactions between them :3c more explanations and thoughts in cut

I think clown would absolutely be such a softy and like check up on everyone after they film with him

"Was I too rough??" "Was I too mean?" "Did that actually affect you that much im sorry!"

And most people would be like "oh no no! ur good!" but there would be a time where it did trigger an actual reaction from someone and ai think that would stick with him

Kab just bringing her friends to be cameos is just silly cause like "oh we need someone for this one time role? oh dont worry guys i have someone" and brings in like woogie and squiddo (branzy was clown's idea)

The actor Circe and Muu having a crush on actor Sushi is actually based on something Muu said in vc: "If you're going to ship Sushi with anyone, Me and Circe are right here" which led me to draw this per request of both of them like a month ago

Josho would also be CGI H E L L

feel free to drop me ideas im willing to doodle anythin🫶

[xxswagcorexx]

i like how ash can act and when he finally does the first thing he instantly does is rob everything, act gay, and have 1 billion panic attacks

[casinoquartet]

ksmp. where both of clown's exes hate him so bad they start kissing each other about it

[casinoquartet]

waves so aggressively. hi i am so hearing you out on ksmp swagzy and that is where i originally actually thought of the idea of swagzy.

-the ashzy and princeswagg anon from the lifesteal headcanons blog

IT IS MY TIME TO SHINE okay i will be sending a lot of clips of this so. be warned

okay listen this plays into my ash/branzy/clown ksmp polycule while they were in the lab (you can find my post talking more in depth about ash/clown here) but. ok listen there are So many moments that imply they have Such a history with each other and i think about. a lot (most clips from the branzy ksmp vod)

okay first off. branzy telling ash he used to let ash steal stuff from the lab (3:47-4:10) AND branzy telling ash's real name 2 him and calling him "best friends" alongside clown (WHICH CONSIDERING CLOWNZY GOT BASICALLY MARRIED BY THE END OF THE STREAM...) (4:50-5:10) . and in general ash spending a lot of the time together (5:14-5:20, 3:08-3:20, and 24:24-24:30 [CONSIDERING CLOWN SAYS HE ACTIVELY LIED TO BRANZY BECAUSE BRANZY WAS QUITE FOND OF ASH ?!?!?] and 22:10-22:30 in ash's and clown's confrontation vod) . and also branzy saying that clown wouldnt have shoved ash through the portal because clown loves ash as much as ash loves branzy (13:49-13:57) . and also branxy literally says he wanted someone from clown's and his home to watch thier """focusing ritual""" and was upset when ash wasn't there . Okay Buddy (24:29-24:43) . fellas is it gay to work on a portal for years with someone, actively let him steal stuff, and say that u loved him and maybe see him on the same level as a marriage partner . Okay .

[casinoquartet]

okay i am going to be real i have 0 idea if this post will make any sense but holy shit k!ash and k!clown have been spinning in my head so much after that confrontation in clown's study because. Holy Shit .

(long ramble under the cut)

okay first off. why are you, as a man, waiting for some guy in your study so you can monologue about your shared history, all while actively insulting him where you know it hurts and talking in a semi-cryptic way so he can piece together your history with him. with that out of the way there are so many specific things about their relationship that i think about A Lot

first off, i'm not sure how obvious this is to anyone who doesn't watch ash's streams, but my man is Constantly breaking the 4th wall and generally not giving a shit about his constant environment. like, my man has killed multiple cats because he asked chat if it would be funny, before scurrying off and causing property damage and or robbing everyone. and also he spends most of the time meta gaming the entire time so.

like i shit you not he still has this attitude with god himself. quite literally makes a deal with god and still is constantly muting to talk to chat and meta gaming the entire time

going on from that, because of the tone of his character, k!ash never exactly takes anything seriously and (generally) doesn't really care about any consciences or threats around him. he usually brushes through them and doesn't actually feel threatened about anything ever

except when clown confronts him in his study. like very noticeably, ash's demeanor changes when clown starts throwing (metaphorical) punches where it hurts. ash is instantly defensive about all of this, but clown's words Get to him. to the point where when clown calls him a lab rat, he panic teleports into the shadow realm to get tnt. and he does straight up attack clown for all of this.

and just. the entire confrontation in general. i'm gonna assume that k!clown is telling the truth because of k!branzy saying that ash went missing and was also in the lab, and also ash's limited memories about clown pushing him in. which if you're running with this interpretation, ash was literally warned by ivory that clown lies a lot, and clown straight up confirms that branzy wasn't in on the "keeping ash around to use as a lab rat" thing because branzy was really fond of ash (which also lines up because during the branzy cameo, branzy does mention that clown wouldn't push ash down the portal because clown loves ash just like how branzy also loves ash so ?!?!?!) and clown's only admiting the truth now because branzy is gone and there isn't any reason to lie anymore. which. okay buddy. confess that you do have history with this man and that your subordinate also really liked him . Okay

also like, clown's words Really got to ash. like ash is actively insulting his guy the entire time and after he (non canonically) kills clown he keeps on telling chat shit like "hes lying right chat? there's no way this guy would take my work (in the lab) under my nose and do that" while calling clown a bitch and hopes that he dies. i'm so. what in the toxic yaoi is up with these two. workplace-turned-enemies partners i guess.