Sher You Do
I’m betting all of my money on Ira Sherwin Hazeltine’s beard, because it’s a Sher-win. I mean, just look at it!

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Sher You Do
I’m betting all of my money on Ira Sherwin Hazeltine’s beard, because it’s a Sher-win. I mean, just look at it!
There’s No Place Like Homer
Homer Augustus Nelson is my homer boy.
Mugatu
Have you ever wondered what Jacoby Mugatu would look like as a Civil War guy with a full beard? I haven’t, but in case you have, G. Hilton Scribner can help you out.
Calamity Jayne
William Jayne was Abraham Lincoln’s personal physician in Springfield, which is pretty cool. But his beard is barely visible, and that is a calamity.
B.S.
John Blair Smith Todd was the cousin-in-law of both Abraham Lincoln and a Confederate general named Benjamin Hardin Helm. That’s not B.S., and neither is his beard.
Money Man-ning
Daniel Manning’s mustache is forever immortalized on U.S. paper money-- the series 1886 20.00 silver certificates to be exact.
Lansing, Frederick
Frederick Lansing looks like he’s concentrating very hard. He’s probably trying to decide if his beard is awesome or SUPER AWESOME.
Alf
Alfred Conkling Coxe Sr.’s nickname should have been Foxy Coxey, because of his mustache.