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[donkey-rider]

*The Bad Batch watching a nature documentary*

Tech's S/O: If we were both penguins, would you bring me rocks for my nest?

Tech: of course my love

Omega: awh that's so sweet <3

Crosshair: I want to leave

[donkey-rider]

Omega, on her period: I only want to eat bagels for the rest of my life. They're so good

Hunter: Don't you think that's a little.. silly?

Omega: *tears up*

Hunter: no no no no no I'm sorry I'm sorry-

I'm really struggling with my period rn and making myself a ham and cheese bagel was the best decision of my life

[donkey-rider]

Tech's S/O: is it < or >

Tech's S/O: *making the signs with their hands*

Tech: what are those hand gestures for?

Tech's S/O: well I can never remember which one it is so I pretend it's a crocodile that wants to eat the biggest part and that determines which way its facing

Tech: ...

Tech: I'm in love with you

I still don't know which ones which

[donkey-rider]

Lama Su: and how is the progress of CT-9904?

Nala Se: well prime minister-

Teenage!Crosshair: *can be heard down the hallway blasting My Chemical Romance*

Nala Se: -he's... progressing

[donkey-rider]

Echo, with sunglasses on: The Four Types of Husband!

*points to Hunter with Omega* Supportive!

*points to Tech fixing a panel on his back* Yummy!

*points to Wrecker lifting Gonky for fun* Very Large

*points to Crosshair in top of a bunk bed, cleaning his rifle, hissing at anything and anyone in close proximity* and... and Brian

[donkey-rider]

Before we get a TBB season 2 announcement any day now, I'd just like to remind us to be respectful to each other.

We're allowed to have issues with certain choices and we're allowed to criticize

But we're also allowed to enjoy things

And we're not allowed to bully or harass people for enjoying thinge

Please, let's tone down the fandom chaos this time?

[donkey-rider]

When Nat Geo and chill with Tech? 👉👈

I want many things in life

But right now I just want to be curled up on a couch or a bed with Tech and watch a nature documentary or something from National Geographic and every now and then Tech points out any new developments in whatever the documentary is exploring like "Did you know that they've rescued 20% more endangered species after this documentary was made, darling?" And after we finish we'll talk about it and laugh and fall asleep together-

Is that so much to ask

[donkey-rider]

The Bad Batch and Cooking

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Hunter: 50/50 some of the stuff he makes is amazing, some of it is indigestible. He is the king of barbecue though. Will judge you for food choices.

Wrecker: Wrecker is learning in the kitchen. Sometimes it can get quite messy or Wrecker forgets something, but its not actually too bad. He makes a great spaghetti though. Will judge you for not liking something, but not for liking something

Tech: This man makes the strangest, most unconventional food choices. Man is picky as hell. That does not mean his food is bad. He has perfected what works and what doesn't. Will not judge you for any food choices.

Crosshair: Man can use a toaster, an oven and can boil pasta. That is it. Doesn't really care what you eat.

Echo: Chef 100. Best cooker out of all of them. Always knows how to make balanced, healthy meals or the most unhealthy guilty pleasure food ever. Will not judge you for food choices.

Omega: she knows how to use the kettles. Has seen Echo's frying pan spitting at him and had the "Dont touch the gas taps!" talk from Hunter, and doesn't go anywhere near the kitchenette. Won't judge you for food choices, expect for coffee. "It's so bitter Crosshair h o w can you drink that?!"