#bad cgi sharks

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This movie right here is on some seriously epic buffoonery. Dumb as dirt but cleverly so. Written by the two main characters who are brothers, and who also play brothers in the movie. Not hilarious, but hilariously put together. Lots of laughs, fun bad cgi, ridiculous story, a gratuitous skin scene for the hornball degenerates such as myself, and honestly, it's just priceless. No gore, just really stupid comedy. EXTREMELY low-budget so don't expect an actual "good" movie here, just a cleverly dumb one that's lots of fun. 7/10 only because if I give it an 8 I'll lose respect for myself. Currently streaming for free w/adds on Vudu. Find it on #Plex.tv to see where else it's streaming.

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Bad CGI Sharks will be released on Blu-ray and VHS in late-September via SRS Cinema. They're available for pre-order now for $19.95 each, with the Blu-ray limited to 100 and the VHS limited to 25.

The real movie that actually exists is written and directed by Jason Ellsworth, Matthew Ellsworth, and Matteo Molinari, collectively credited as MaJaMa. The trio also stars alongside Jenn Liu, Josh Sterling, and Shaun Landry.

The VHS artwork is pictured above, while the Blu-ray artwork is below, where you’ll also find the trailer and synopsis.

When two estranged brothers, uptight Matthew and free-spirited Jason, reunite after years apart, they have much more to worry about than just clashing personalities. A magical muse brings their unfinished childhood script to life and soon a poorly rendered shark is floating through their neighborhood, thirsty for blood! As the brothers flee through the night, they’re forced to face their broken bond and dashed dreams.

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Poor Quality Dynamic Effects That Have a Horrendously EVIL Bite! "Bad CGI Gator" reviewed! (Full Moon Features / Blu-ray)

“Bad CGI Gator” is an Amazon Choice item! Order it Here! Six college students end the schoolyear with a long weekend at a lakeside cabin in rural Georgia.  Looking forward to the youthful debauchery of drinking themselves into a stupor and engaging in lots of sexual hanky-panky, they each throw their school issued laptops into an alligator’s lake habitat for an Instagram moment to go viral and…

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Shark Week Showdown with the Perfect Turd Podcast

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Celebrating Shark Week with a showdown of Shark Lake,Bad CGI Sharks and Megashark v Giant Octopus

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Celebrate Shark Week with a sharktacular movie showdown. Shark Lake vs Bad CGI Sharks vs Megashark v Giant Octopus. 

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EVIL No Longer Swims Only in the Water! "Bad CGI Sharks" reviewed! (Sub Rosa Studios / DVD)

EVIL No Longer Swims Only in the Water! “Bad CGI Sharks” reviewed! (Sub Rosa Studios / DVD)

Living hesitant, unconfidently, and unfulfilled in Hollywood, California, Matthew finds himself fired by his employer after experiencing a promotion interview from hell, but that’s not the worst of his problems. Earlier the same day, Matthew learns his estranged older brother, a free-spirited and enthusiastic Jason, has been kicked out of his parents’ home, provided a plane ticket, and sent to…

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