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Dog jumping on the bed to curl up next to its owner in the middle of the night when it knows it’s not allowed on the bed ⊙︿⊙
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Dog jumping on the bed to curl up next to its owner in the middle of the night when it knows it’s not allowed on the bed ⊙︿⊙
Her little chicken legs are killing me
oh... my god
XCar: Experimental Racing / The Elder Scrolls: Daggerfall / The Terminator: Future Shock / PBA Bowling
Bethesda Softworks (Bad Dog) USA 1995
Silas was making himself a sandwich in the kitchen he was looking for animal meat "... come on"
@silas-dogboy
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"...Excuse me." The words were calm. Almost too calm. And in two silent strides she closed the distance between them, grasping the back of his collar with one gloved hand. Without waiting for an argument, she steered him firmly and a bit roughly toward the kitchen door. "You've taken a wrong turn."
The moment they reached the corridor, Bela released his collar and her golden eyes met his. "The kitchens are not part of the guest areas. Only members of the household and our staff are permitted in here. You do not help yourself to my family's kitchen!"
I sent my dog away to training for four weeks in the event that my husband had to have his colon removed and one of the things I asked them about was that she behaviorally pees all the time and they were like yeah literally no trace of that behavior or the hand biting and then she came home and immediately pissed on the couch and started chomping our hands 😌😌😌😌
a BAD DOG is coming
a very BAD DOG is standing outside your home. it is peering in through your windows. it is looking for someone it likes a little too much.
do not open your door. do not make eye contact with it. most importantly, do not give the BAD DOG any food. it will only come back for more.
it will come back.
lock up lock up lock up. it wants out of the heat. it is made of heat. it is dying to be in weathered palms and it does not take no for an answer.
hah hah hah
it pants someone's name, fogging up the glass.
I’m his bad little mutt