Musicals Badly Explained With Out Of Context Falsettos Lyrics
Avenue Q- “Life is crappy”
Be More Chill- “He was horny”
The Book of Mormon- “Religion’s just a trap”
Dear Evan Hansen- “I’m neurotic, he’s neurotic They’re neurotic, we’re neurotic” alt- “I worry a lot I worry a lot I worry a lot”
Hamilton- “We like fighting most”
Les Misérables- “I... I can’t believe she loves you”
Mean Girls- “She just likes the way you dress” / “Well, who wouldn’t”
Something Rotten- “I have something rotten Which appears though now it’s well forgotten”
RENT- “Sex and games in New York City” alt- “Could you please make my friend stop dying?”
Heathers- “Do not ever slit your wrists”
Newsies- “I don’t live the life of a normal child”
Legally Blonde- “I think, perhaps, I’m overdressed”
Into The Woods- “What a mess this is this family”
Spring Awakening- “Everyone hates his parents”
Waitress- “And Jesus Christ a Doctor!”
Chicago- “Or perhaps that’s an alibi” / “Yeah, perhaps it is” / “Yeah, I don’t care to discuss it”
The Band’s Visit- “Four Jews itching for answers”
EDIT (aka add ons from the comments)
Carrie- “Go ahead and kill your mother”
Miss Saigon- “Just because you failed as parents”
Natasha, Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812: “I am sure his divorce is a tribute to me” alt- “Love is blind, Love can tell a million stories”
Little Shop of Horrors: “This had better come to an end”
Fun Home: “Look, look, look, look, look! It’s a lesbian from next door!” alt. “My father’s a homo”
The Drowsy Chaperone: “I’m breaking down” alt- “And yes it’s true I can cry on cue”
The Prom: “Spiky Lesbians” alt- “I like the ball gowns but Jesus Christ”
Bonnie and Clyde: “Who’d have thought that we two would end up as lovers?”
Ghost Quartet: “Photographs can’t capture our magic, We’re simply tragic”
Hadestown: “Rumors fly and tales abound, Stories echo underground, Something bad is spreading” alt- “Slavery, Slavery”
In the Heights: “I am muy disgutante And muy disappointe And muy nauseatus”
Next to Normal: “Is this therapy?”