So the Amish make a thing called "Macaroni Loaf," that is pressed meat-type product mixed with macaroni noodles, red pepper, and what is claimed to be cheese.
I found a pound of it at their market. It has the consistency of Jello and tastes how dog food smells.
So I decided to fry it up.
The fried version tastes like salt with some meat essence. It is "good," but in that way cheap pizza or Slim Jims are good - unnatural and carcinogenic.
I need to get this out of my house. This was a mistake.
...Maybe I should leave these in tribute to Big Foot when I go back to get that Woods Potato.
















