#badcatposts

[searattler]

I'm fairly certain Prince didn't die, but simply ascended to a new level of being that has transformed him into a music God that is no music and all music. Past, present, and future, for we are the music in Prince and Prince is the music in us. He is no longer a symbol, but simply is and only through enlightenment can we comprehend the greatness of Prince.

[searattler]

In other news, Bernie Sanders is like the grandpa that always taught you to do the right thing and read you stories about great heroes helping those in need,  and he's confronting you as an adult now and is like, "So why didn't you help heal the sick when they needed it?" 

Then you're just stuck with his disappointed grandpa tone and you just don't want to let him down anymore.

[searattler]

(via merp)

More on the list of things I wish I had done in Japan while I was there, but didn’t. Womp womp.

[searattler]

When Someone Says They Love Coffee

What most people hear: Hi, here is this cute fact about me.

What I hear: I'm constantly holding in farts and taking huge shits because diuretic.

[searattler]

I don’t know to keep a blog. Help. What do people even do on here?  I don’t even know that this blog is supposed to be. It’s just sort of...here. >___>

[searattler]

Hello, welcome!  Please ignore the terrible title for this blog, I’ll come up with something better later. My whole life has been turned upside down within the past couple of weeks so this exists to give myself some stability. But! I AM excited about the way my life is changing, albeit a little sad as well.  I also made the decision today to practice my grammar by writing a little bit here and there. Maybe Tumblr isn’t the best place for this, hmm....