Apr 8, 2021
The rings of Saturn are wedding rings. She’s married to Earth
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The rings of Saturn are wedding rings. She’s married to Earth
We see ads for things we only think about because our brains are being read for data. Intrusive thoughts we experience are a result of them testing that same technology in preparation for direct-to-brain advertisements
Jon is short for Jonald
Ouija boards are portals to speak to your parallel universe self. It just so happens your parallel self is really bad at spelling
Mercutio dreamed of his own death and his Queen Maab speech is a frantic effort to convince himself it wasn’t real
Stars are not real. Go take your iron pill.
As a we go into the new year I want to remind everyone that
1. This is a satire blog and I am a shitposter
2. Don’t use it for any weird or hateful conspiracy agenda that ACTUALLY exists
3. You’re beautiful and you deserve to have a good new year
Thanks for your time
The musical Cats is so weird to humans because it is secretly written in a key only real felines can hear and the only actual song they play is a recreation of the “Its a Hard Knock Life” prison scene from Austin Powers’ Goldmember