#badcut

[pickingwinkles]

Fire and Earth

is a thing what I am writing that is about a Phillip (Adam from This Is Where I Leave You) meeting a Gareth (Domhnall from Your Bad Self Paper Cut Sketch) in which Gareth has magical dimension hopping orgasms. Listen, I don’t know where I get these ideas either.

Chapter 2 is up here  I tripped and spilled a wee bit of smut. And if you’d like to start from the starty start you can start here at the starty start of Chapter 1.

[mc-cards]

⚾️ #twofortuesday #badcut ✂️ 1981 Topps N°582 Gaylord Perry (mc) @yankees . . . . . . . . . . . . . #baseball #baseballcards #sportscards #cards #throwback #junkwax #halloffame #twofer #allstar #newyorkcity #cleveland #nyc #cardcommunity #80sstyle #80s #mccards #mlb #topps #nyyankees #yankees #giants #thehobby #qa #hof #gaylordperry #perry #miscut #tradingcards @topps @mlb @mlbpa @mlbpaa @mlbnetwork @fanatics @baseballhall (at New York City, N.Y.) https://www.instagram.com/p/CciicVJup4H/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[icantcu]

Well, uh, it can only get better, right? #stitches #badcut #accident #mostaccidentshappenathome #ourbladesaresharp https://www.instagram.com/p/BygluRfpiz0/?igshid=1licewommf1az

[baylisandpeethair-blog]

Come on fess up who had one of these 😂 #baylisandpeet #badcut #justforgiggles (at Rugby, Warwickshire)

[quentinperot]

BAD DAY START #rippedwheel #wheeloff #hangingwheel #badcut #innerwheelclipped #fuckedup #outfortheday #neuville #adac #wrc #rallydeutschland #adacrallydeutschland #wrc Germany #germany #baumholder #panzerplatte @thierryneuville @nicolasgilsoul @hmsgofficial @officialwrc (à Rallye Deutschland - Panzerplatten Baumholder)

[atlinmerrick]

REC: Fire and Earth

~ by Winklepicker

“That’s right, chocolate milk.” Gareth could feel his emotional dam creaking at the hinges. “What? So what? Can’t a man—a grown man—drink a nice refreshing glass of chocolate milk every now and then? Is this the world we live in? Is this what we’ve come to?” Phillip shook his head and in the most tender of whispers said, “Oh my god. You’re like a living breathing Disney character.”

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Read this. It’s Star Wars if you squint and by that I mean a Domhnall Gleeson character meets an Adam Driver characters and it’s…it’s Techie and Matt, you know? Wildly different characters who belong together and … just read. Please. Yes.

[ahibbert]

#hatemyhair #badcut #sadface