#badgerjustin

[eastereggroll]

Justin goes for the blue egg!

Justin opens the blue egg to find a paper with the number six on it, bringing his total to fourteen points. After a moment, it spins out of his hands and through the room before disappearing. It is at that moment that Justin is bitten by one of the seemingly innocuous frisbees by his feat, which were actually illegally charmed fanged frisbees. He flees from the room, before hearing  a voice booming over the magical intercom. “At this time, the time limit for our annual Easter Egg Hunt has concluded. Please return to the Atrium entrance for an announcement concerning the winners of this years competition.”

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[eastereggroll]

Justin goes to investigate the salmon pink egg!

Justin opens the salmon-colored egg to find a slip with the number two on it, bringing his total to eight. The piece of paper folds itself into a toad, hoping away from him. Suddenly, the toads that had been surrounding the egg start croaking menacingly. Justin decides to retreat to Level 2: The Department of Magical Law Enforcement. There he wanders into a room in the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts. He spots a blue egg atop a pile of frisbees and another red egg sitting in a bowl of glittering silver liquid. Which does he choose?

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[eastereggroll]

Justin chooses the golden egg!

The golden egg gives Justin quite a chase, but he eventually catches it and manages to open it revealing a slip with the number six on it. After a moment, the paper folds itself into a pair of wings and flutters away out of his grasp. Justin decides to head down to Level 4: The Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures. There, he stumbles upon a room filled with toads. Under one toad, he finds a lime green egg amongst a nest of real eggs. He also finds a salmon pink egg sitting in the middle of a ring of particularly slimy looking toads. Which does he investigate?

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[eastereggroll]

Here comes Peter Cottontail!

Justin heads to Level 7: The Department of Magical Sports and Games. He opens one of the doors down the hallway to find a room full of winged keys and a old Firebolt model. He notices that among the keys there is a winged golden egg about the size of a snitch and a winged turquoise egg lingering in one corner of the room. Which does he fly towards?

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[fabulousfawley]

Send ☁ for a hateful text. Send ♔ for a admiring text. Send ● for a text that wasn’t meant for you. Send ♬ for a desperate text.

Send ☁ for a hateful text. 

Blair: Ugh, I don’t even know why I thought that buying you new dress robes would make you more presentable anyway. You have stupid carrot hair.

Send ♔ for a admiring text. 

Blair: I don’t even know why I’m texting you since you like, probably put the devil emoji by my name and blocked my number or something, but I actually kind of admire you. I mean, it’s obvi to me that you don’t really have a lot, but you carry yourself with like, your head held high and I’m pretty sure no one else at Hogwarts has any idea because you like, never complain, so congrats. 

Send ● for a text that wasn’t meant for you.

Blair:  I don’t care if you guys think this Isaac thing is hopeless, Clara. I mean, it’s not like it could be any worse than Justin. When I wanted him to take me to a dance, he humiliated me all because I was nice enough to buy him new dress robes!

Send ♬ for a desperate text.

Blair: Ugh, you know I would never ask for your help with anything under normal circumstances, but this is an emergency. Princess got into a fight with another cat and she’s hurt and I’m scared to walk down to Professor Hagrid’s hut alone, can you come with us? Please, please, I don’t know what to do :(

text message memes.

[solcno-blog]

Send ❤ for a loving text. Send ☁ for a hateful text. Send ♔ for a admiring text. Send ● for a text that wasn’t meant for you. Send ♬ for a desperate text.

Send ❤ for a loving text.

[text]: Hey man, sorry I couldn’t see you today morning.

[text]: Steph’s running dawn practices.

[text]: But I’ll meet you for lunch!

Send ☁ for a hateful text.

[text]: I cannot believe you used my man perfume.

[text]: And I can’t believe you call it ‘cologne’. What are you, French?

Send ♔ for a admiring text.

[text]: Justin, buddy. I wish you’re my roomie for life.

[text]: Like even when we move out of Hogwarts, I’ll live with you.

[text]: You put up with my shit. You’re perfect.

Send ● for a text that wasn’t meant for you.

originally meant for Blair

[text]: Idk, he looks super tense and I was wondering if you guys had some kind of argument or something again?

Send ♬ for a desperate text.

[text]: Okay, so I’m trying to do this Transfiguration quiz. You know, like OWL style paper. And I realised I know shit.

[text]: Come help a brother out?

[finestmclaggen-blog]

Send ♔ for a admiring text.

Send ♔ for a admiring text. 

[text]: I’ll admit that you have really nice hair. It’s such a nice red and it looks so...I dunno how to say it but if it were a carpet, I’d never leave it.

[text]: And did I mention we’re totally twinning the hair game, btdubs?

[becclaw]

Send ☁ for a hateful text. Send ♔ for a admiring text. Send ● for a text that wasn’t meant for you. Send ♬ for a desperate text.

Send ☁ for a hateful text. 

Becca: At the risk of sounding like a Hufflepuff hater... Why do some Hufflepuff accessories look mustard yellow instead of looking like sunshine? WHO LIKES MUSTARD MORE THAN THEY LIKE THE SUN? That’s just so wrong! 

Send ♔ for a admiring text. 

Becca: Oh my gosh, this seems like such a silly thing to compliment you on, but I just -- thank you for being such a good friend to Aubrey! I try so hard to be nice to her and Jade, but neither one of them seems to want to be my friend, really, and well... it’s just nice to see her actually smile when she’s around you. You’re an amazing person for getting through to her like that <3

Send ● for a text that wasn’t meant for you. 

Becca: I don’t get it, Kels! You’re so pro the idea of Sam and Flora, and Sam’s actually mean to Flora. Blair and Justin clearly just had some kind of misunderstanding that needs to be resolved, why don’t you think they’re cute, too??? It’s like Sam and Flora but BETTER. Becca: Merlin, I am so, so sorry. Surprise? Fourth year girls gossip about everyone, oops.

Send ♬ for a desperate text.

Becca: So I don’t know if you have any interests in Ancient Runes at all, but Kelsey and Gwen convinced me to join the club and said that if they get enough interest, there’ll be a trip to a site in Mexico this summer. I think you’d have a lot of fun, can you pretty please join the club so that we can get enough numbers to go?? I know it would mean a lot to them! 

text message memes.