#badpickuplines

[makaylahfazzari]

I haven’t had as much time to work on spooky valentines this year as I would have liked, but here’s a redo of a pun I’ve used before 💕🧠💀 #valentine #art #illustration #ink #organs #spooky #badpickuplines https://www.instagram.com/p/CZp4NQfvPNL/?utm_medium=tumblr

[textsfrommittens]

Oh, Stumpy. Just no. 

[fatgirlsguidetodating]

Yeah, that’s gonna be a hard no from me. Aside from the fact he’s the same age as my parents I strongly suspect a man unable to spell vagina probably wouldn’t be able to find the clit, the g spot, hell the “vagana” itself. Like most men.

[albusgellertalways]

Even more bad pickup lines

Gellert: Hey, gorgeous, guess what? I’m a Seer and right now I See us sharing my bed tonight.

Albus: *blushes* I don’t know, I’m not that easy. We just met.

Gellert: Wait, I’m getting another vision. I See us making a blood troth in a barn.

Albus: Really?!?! *googly eyed* Let’s go! *leaves with Gellert*

[honestlyhaikyuutrash]

Kuroo: Hey Tsukki, are you from Japan? Cause I’m trying to get in Japanties.

Tsukishima: No I’m Finnish. Finnish with this conversation. 

[wh0l3s0m3bo1]

Are you garbage? Cuz i can pick you up and take out you any time

[sanverspunnjokes-blog]

Lena and Kara Pick Up Line

Lena: You, are Supergirl

Kara: Wait what?

Lena: Kara, don’t worry. 

Kara: Don’t worry?

Lena: You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is..

Kara: ?

Lena: Is in love with me

Kara: !!!

[lifelettersink]

Boy, you must be the nib in my fountain pen, because you are extra fine. Mm. 😂😂😂 #fountainpens #twsbi #twsbidiamond580al #lavaorange #orange #script #ornamentalscript #badpuns #badpickuplines